Nooner posted:

it is not my birthday OP not even close

Haywood posted:

my birthday is tomorrow, and I'm stuck in a hotel room in albany for work.

jarvis cocker posted:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

May 20th
Births[edit]

1901 – Max Euwe, world chess champion, mathematician, and author (d. 1981)

Beef Turret posted:

Haywood posted:

my birthday is tomorrow, and I'm stuck in a hotel room in albany for work.

diabeetz posted:

my birthday is on Saturday, thanks op god bless

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

thanks but my birthday isn't for another day

Hector Beerlioz posted:

May 20th
Births[edit]
1315 – Bonne of Bohemia (d. 1349)
1470 – Pietro Bembo, Italian cardinal (d. 1547)
1554 – Paolo Bellasio, Italian organist and composer (d. 1594)
1593 – Salomo Glassius, German theologian and critic (d. 1656)
1663 – William Bradford, English-American printer (d. 1752)
1664 – Andreas Schlόter, German sculptor and architect (d. 1714)
1706 – Seth Pomeroy, American gunsmith and soldier (d. 1777)
1726 – Francis Cotes, English painter (d. 1770)
1759 – William Thornton, Virgin Islander-American architect, designed the United States Capitol (d. 1828)
1768 – Dolley Madison, American wife of James Madison, 4th First Lady of the United States (d. 1849)
1769 – Andreas Vokos Miaoulis, Greek admiral and politician (d. 1835)
1772 – Sir William Congreve, 2nd Baronet, English inventor, developed Congreve rockets (d. 1828)
1776 – Simon Fraser, American-Canadian explorer (d. 1862)
1799 – Honorι de Balzac, French author and playwright (d. 1850)
1806 – John Stuart Mill, English economist, civil servant, and philosopher (d. 1873)
1809 – Albert Newsam, American artist (d. 1864)
1818 – William Fargo, American businessman and politician, co-founded Wells Fargo and American Express (d. 1881)
1822 – Frιdιric Passy, French economist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1912)
1824 – Cadmus M. Wilcox, American general (d. 1890)
1830 – Hector Malot, French author (d. 1907)
1838 – Jules Mιline, French politician, 65th Prime Minister of France (d. 1925)
1848 – Howard Vernon, Australian actor (d. 1921)
1851 – Emile Berliner, German-American inventor, invented the Gramophone record (d. 1929)
1860 – Eduard Buchner, German chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1917)
1875 – Hendrik Offerhaus, Dutch rower (d. 1953)
1877 – Pat Leahy, Irish jumper (d. 1927)
1882 – Sigrid Undset, Norwegian author, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1949)
1883 – Johnny Arthur, American actor (d. 1951)
1883 – Faisal I of Iraq (d. 1933)
1886 – Ali Sami Yen, Turkish footballer and manager, founded the Galatasaray Sports Club (d. 1951)
1889 – Karin Molander, Swedish actress (d. 1978)
1894 – Chandrashekarendra Saraswati, Indian guru (d. 1994)
1895 – R. J. Mitchell, English engineer, designed the Supermarine Spitfire and Supermarine S.6B (d. 1937)
1897 – Diego Abad de Santillαn, Spanish economist and author (d. 1983)
1897 – Malcolm Nokes, English hammer and discus thrower (d. 1986)
1899 – Aleksandr Deyneka, Russian painter (d. 1969)
1899 – John Marshall Harlan II, American jurist (d. 1971)
1900 – Sumitranandan Pant, Indian poet (d. 1977)
1901 – Max Euwe, Dutch chess player, mathematician, and author (d. 1981)
1901 – Doris Fleeson, American journalist (d. 1970)
1906 – Giuseppe Siri, Italian cardinal (d. 1989)
1907 – Carl Mydans, American photographer (d. 2004)
1908 – Louis Daquin, French actor and director (d. 1980)
1908 – Francis Raymond Fosberg, American botanist and author (d. 1993)
1908 – James Stewart, American actor and singer (d. 1997)
1911 – Gardner Fox, American author (d. 1986)
1911 – Annie M.G. Schmidt, Dutch author and playwright (d. 1995)
1913 – Teodoro Fernαndez, Peruvian footballer (d. 1996)
1913 – William Redington Hewlett, American engineer, co-founded Hewlett-Packard (d. 2001)
1914 – Hideko Maehata, Japanese swimmer (d. 1995)
1915 – Peter Copley, English actor (d. 2008)
1915 – Moshe Dayan, Israeli general and politician, 5th Minister of Foreign Affairs for Israel) (d. 1981)
1916 – Owen Chadwick, English rugby player, historian, and academic
1916 – Alexey Maresyev, Russian soldier and pilot (d. 2001)
1916 – Ondina Valla, Italian sprinter and hurdler (d. 2006)
1917 – Tony Cliff, British Marxist, author, activist; founder of the Socialist Workers Party (Britain) (d. 2000)
1917 – Guy Favreau, French-Canadian lawyer and politician, 28th Minister of Justice for Canada (d. 1967)
1917 – Bergur Sigurbjφrnsson, Icelandic journalist and politician (d. 2005)
1918 – Edward B. Lewis, American geneticist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 2004)
1919 – George Gobel, American actor and singer (d. 1991)
1920 – John Cruickshank, Scottish lieutenant, Victoria Cross recipient
1920 – Betty Driver, English actress and singer (d. 2011)
1921 – Wolfgang Borchert, German author and playwright (d. 1947)
1921 – Hal Newhouser, American baseball player and scout (d. 1998)
1923 – Hugh Beach, English general
1923 – Edith Fellows, American actress and singer (d. 2011)
1924 – David Chavchavadze, London-born Russian-American CIA officer and author (d. 2014)
1924 – Zelmar Michelini, Uruguayan journalist and politician (d. 1976)
1925 – Chester Ludgin, American opera singer (d. 2003)
1925 – Alexei Tupolev, Russian engineer, designed the Tupolev Tu-144 (d. 2001)
1926 – George Hurst, Scottish-English conductor (d. 2012)
1926 – John Lucarotti, English-Canadian screenwriter (d. 1994)
1926 – Bob Sweikert, American race car driver (d. 1956)
1927 – Bud Grant, American football player and coach
1927 – David Hedison, American actor
1927 – Franciszek Macharski, Polish cardinal
1929 – Ahmed Hamdi, Egyptian general and engineer (d. 1973)
1929 – Gilles Loiselle, Canadian politician
1930 – Sam Etcheverry, American football player and coach (d. 2009)
1931 – Ken Boyer, American baseball player and manager (d. 1982)
1931 – Paul R. Evans, American furniture designer and sculptor (d. 1987)
1932 – Bob Florence, American pianist and composer (d. 2008)
1933 – Constance Towers, American actress and singer
1935 – Josι Mujica, Uruguayan politician, 40th President of Uruguay
1935 – Mickey Rose, American screenwriter (d. 2013)
1936 – Anthony Zerbe, American actor
1938 – Marinella, Greek singer and actress
1938 – Alan Smithers, English physiologist and academic
1939 – Balu Mahendra, Sri Lankan-Indian director, cinematographer, and screenwriter (d. 2014)
1939 – John David Bingham Younger, Scottish politician, Lord Lieutenant of Tweeddale
1940 – Shorty Long, American singer-songwriter and producer (d. 1969)
1940 – Stan Mikita, Slovak-Canadian ice hockey player and sportscaster
1940 – Sadaharu Oh, Japanese-Taiwanese baseball player and manager
1940 – Michel Vastel, Canadian journalist and author (d. 2008)
1941 – Goh Chok Tong, Singaporean politician, 2nd Prime Minister of Singapore
1941 – John Strasberg, American actor
1942 – Raymond Chrιtien, Canadian lawyer and diplomat, Canadian Ambassador to the United States
1942 – Lynn Davies, Welsh long jumper
1942 – Carlos Hathcock, American sergeant (d. 1999)
1942 – Simon Keswick, Scottish businessman
1943 – Albano Carrisi, Italian singer, actor, and winemaker (Al Bano and Romina Power)
1943 – Vernon Fougθre, Canadian bishop (d. 2013)
1943 – Martin Honeysett, English illustrator
1943 – Iain Vallance, Baron Vallance of Tummel, English businessman and politician
1944 – Joe Cocker, English singer-songwriter (The Grease Band) (d. 2014)
1944 – Boudewijn de Groot, Indonesian-Dutch singer-songwriter and guitarist
1944 – Keith Fletcher, English cricketer and manager
1944 – Dietrich Mateschitz, Austrian businessman, co-founded Red Bull GmbH
1944 – Kathrin Thomas, Welsh politician, Lord Lieutenant of Mid Glamorgan
1945 – Clive Hollick, Baron Hollick, English businessman
1945 – Vladimiro Montesinos, Peruvian intelligence officer
1946 – Cher, American singer-songwriter, producer, and actress (Sonny & Cher)
1946 – Robert Chua, Singaporean broadcaster, founded China Entertainment Television
1946 – Dave Despain, American journalist
1946 – Bobby Murcer, American baseball player, coach, manager, and sportscaster (d. 2008)
1947 – John Corapi, American priest
1947 – Greg Dyke, English journalist
1949 – Robert Morin, Canadian director, cinematographer, and screenwriter
1949 – Mary Pope Osborne, American author
1949 – Michθle Roberts, English author and poet
1949 – Dave Thomas, Canadian actor, director, producer, and screenwriter
1950 – Andy Johns, English-American record producer (d. 2013)
1950 – Yvon Lambert, Canadian ice hockey player
1950 – Reinaldo Merlo, Argentinian footballer and coach
1951 – Thomas Akers, American colonel, engineer, and astronaut
1951 – Mike Crapo, American lawyer and politician
1951 – Thomas Woodcock, English genealogist
1952 – Tim Albery, English director and producer
1952 – Roger Milla, Cameroonian footballer and manager
1952 – Michael Wills, English politician, Minister of Justice for the United Kingdom
1953 – Robert Doyle, Australian politician, 103rd Lord Mayor of Melbourne
1953 – Norbert Siegmann, German footballer and manager
1953 – Sheila Watson, English priest and cleric
1954 – Guy Hoffman, American singer, drummer, and composer (Violent Femmes, Oil Tasters, and BoDeans)
1954 – Cindy McCain, American businesswoman and philanthropist
1954 – David Paterson, American politician, 55th Governor of New York
1954 – Colin Sutherland, Lord Carloway, Scottish judge
1954 – Robert Van de Walle, Belgian martial artist
1955 – Anton Corbijn, Dutch photographer and director
1955 – Vivienne Faull, English priest
1955 – Zbigniew Preisner, Polish composer
1956 – Ingvar Ambjψrnsen, Norwegian author
1956 – Dean Butler, Canadian-American actor, producer, and screenwriter
1956 – William Michaelian, American author and poet
1956 – Douglas Preston, American author
1956 – Marlene Zuk, American biologist and ecologist
1957 – Yoshihiko Noda, Japanese politician, 62nd Prime Minister of Japan
1958 – Ron Reagan, American radio host
1958 – Jane Wiedlin, American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and actress (The Go-Go's and Frosted)
1959 – Susan Cowsill, American singer-songwriter and guitarist (The Cowsills and Continental Drifters)
1959 – Daniel Darc, French singer-songwriter (Taxi Girl) (d. 2013)
1959 – Annabel Giles, Welsh-English radio and television host
1959 – Israel Kamakawiwoʻole, American singer-songwriter and ukulele player (Makaha Sons of Ni'ihau) (d. 1997)
1959 – Bronson Pinchot, American actor
1960 – John Billingsley, American actor
1960 – Tony Goldwyn, American actor and director
1960 – Jay Schellen, American drummer (Hurricane, Asia, GPS, Circa, and World Trade)
1961 – Clive Allen, English footballer and manager
1961 – Owen Teale, Welsh actor
1962 – Mike Jeffries, American soccer player and coach
1963 – David Wells, American baseball player
1964 – Kōichirō Genba, Japanese politician, 80th Minister for Foreign Affairs for Japan
1964 – Edin Osmanović, Slovenian footballer, coach, and manager
1964 – Charles Spencer, 9th Earl Spencer, English journalist
1965 – Ted Allen, American television host and author
1965 – Stu Grimson, Canadian ice hockey player
1966 – Dan Abrams, American journalist
1966 – Mindy Cohn, American actress
1966 – Emma Johnson, English clarinet player
1967 – Graham Brady, English politician
1967 – Pavlos, Crown Prince of Greece
1967 – Gabriele Muccino, Italian director, producer, and screenwriter
1967 – Ramzi Yousef, Kuwaiti-Pakistani terrorist, conducted the World Trade Center bombing
1968 – Timothy Olyphant, American actor
1968 – Waisale Serevi, Fijian rugby player and coach
1969 – Road Dogg, American wrestler, producer, and soldier
1970 – Terrell Brandon, American basketball player
1970 – Louis Theroux, Singaporean-English journalist
1971 – Šαrka Kašpαrkovα, Czech triple jumper
1971 – Tony Stewart, American race car driver
1972 – Tina Hobley, English actress
1972 – Busta Rhymes, American rapper, producer, and actor (The Conglomerate and Leaders of the New School)
1973 – Elsa Lunghini, French singer-songwriter and actress
1973 – Juris Razgulajevs, Latvian figure skater
1975 – Pascal Denis, Canadian figure skater
1975 – Isaac Gαlvez, Spanish cyclist (d. 2006)
1975 – Juan Minujνn, Argentinian actor
1975 – Tahmoh Penikett, Canadian actor
1975 – Miriam Quiambao, Filipino actress, host, Miss Universe 1999 1st runner-up
1975 – Andrew Sega, American keyboard player and composer (Iris, Stromkern, and Five Musicians)
1975 – Mark Zupan, American rugby player and actor
1976 – Ramσn Hernαndez, Venezuelan-American baseball player
1976 – Tomoya Satozaki, Japanese baseball player
1977 – Matt Czuchry, American actor
1977 – Leo Franco, Argentinian footballer
1977 – Angela Goethals, American actress
1977 – Chad Muska, American skateboarder
1977 – Vesa Toskala, Finnish ice hockey player
1977 – Tiger Tyson, American porn actor and director
1978 – Hristos Banikas, Greek chess player
1978 – Pavla Hamαčkovα-Rybovα, Czech pole vaulter
1978 – Nils Schumann, German runner
1979 – Rick Edwards, English television host
1979 – Alessandro Hirata, Brazilian academic and jurist
1979 – Jana Pallaske, German actress and singer (Spitting Off Tall Buildings)
1979 – Andrew Scheer, Canadian politician, 35th Speaker of the Canadian House of Commons
1979 – Jayson Werth, American baseball player
1980 – Austin Kearns, American baseball player
1980 – Agnes Kittelsen, Norwegian actress
1980 – Kassim Osgood, American football player
1980 – Cauγ Reymond, Brazilian actor
1980 – Mantas Jankavičius, Lithuanian actor and singer
1981 – Iker Casillas, Spanish footballer
1981 – Sean Conlon, English singer-songwriter (Five)
1981 – Morgan Knabe, Canadian swimmer
1981 – Lindsay Taylor, American basketball player
1981 – Mark Winterbottom, Australian race car driver
1982 – Jack Anthony, American singer-songwriter and guitarist
1982 – Candace Bailey, American actress
1982 – Sierra Boggess, American actress and singer
1982 – Petr Čech, Czech footballer
1982 – Imran Farhat, Pakistani cricketer
1982 – Natalia Podolskaya, Belarusian singer
1982 – Daniel Ribeiro, Brazilian director, producer, and screenwriter
1982 – Aleksei Saks, Estonian figure skater
1983 – Σscar Cardozo, Paraguayan footballer
1983 – Chad Connell, Canadian actor
1983 – Roger Huerta, American mixed martial artist
1983 – Matthew Langridge, English rower
1983 – Manchu Manoj, Indian actor
1983 – Michaela McManus, American actress
1983 – N. T. Rama Rao Jr., Indian actor and singer
1983 – Emma Williams, English actress
1984 – Patrick Ewing, Jr., American basketball player
1984 – Keith Grennan, American football player
1984 – Augusto Midana, Bissau-Guinean wrestler
1984 – Naturi Naughton, American singer-songwriter and actress (3LW)
1984 – Mauro Rafael da Silva, Brazilian footballer
1984 – Kenny Vasoli, American singer-songwriter and bass player (The Starting Line, Person L, and Vacationer)
1985 – Chris Froome, Kenyan-English cyclist
1985 – Brendon Goddard, Australian footballer
1986 – Dexter Blackstock, English footballer
1986 – Robert Emms, English actor
1986 – Vitσria Frate, Brazilian actress
1986 – Yon Gonzαlez, Spanish actor
1986 – Louisa Krause, American actress
1986 – Eilidh MacQueen, Scottish-Thai actress
1986 – Stιphane Mbia, Cameroonian footballer
1986 – Anthony Neely, American-Taiwanese singer
1986 – Jiřina Svobodovα, Czech pole vaulter
1987 – Fra Fee, Northern Irish actor and singer
1987 – Mike Havenaar, Japanese footballer
1987 – Kristopher Van Varenberg, American actor
1987 – Julian Wright, American basketball player
1988 – Nathaniel Brown, American actor and director
1988 – Carla Humphries, American-Filipino actress
1988 – Robin Juhkental, Estonian singer-songwriter (Malcolm Lincoln)
1988 – Yusuf Kasal, Turkish footballer
1988 – Miyu Nagase, Japanese singer and guitarist (Zone)
1988 – Trīna Šlapeka, Latvian tennis player
1989 – Tonia Couch, English diver
1991 – Mara Lopez, American-Filipino actress and surfer
1991 – Henrik Ojamaa, Estonian footballer
1991 – Emre Ηolak, Turkish international footballer
1992 – Cate Campbell, Australian swimmer
1992 – Jack Gleeson, Irish actor
1992 – Christian Antidormi, Australian actor
1992 – AJ Muhlach, Filipino actor and singer (XLR8)
1992 – Enes Kanter, Turkish professional basketball player
1993 – Caroline Zhang, American figure skater
1993 – Devon Seron, Filipino actress
1994 – Frida Sandιn, Swedish singer
1995 – Brandon Zibaka, English footballer

Pneub posted:

Not a single person of any worth was ever born on may 20th. It should be known forever as the day of humiliatingly, objectively worthless failures.