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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


This happened, to me.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
It's a me, Mario!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


He fixed my downstairs tub leak for hundreds and hundreds of dollars and, apparently, my television remote

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
chase him to the mushroom kingdom

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
maybe you just forgot where it is and cant find it

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
kidnap his girlfriend

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Enfield posted:

maybe you just forgot where it is and cant find it

I can't find it because it's in the fat plumber's house, or at least his van

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
file a police report

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
how fat we talkimg here

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Why would he steal ur remote?

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
was it like the remote the cable company gives you, or what are we talking about here?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Neukoln19 posted:

Why would he steal ur remote?

The banality of evil

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Otto von Ruthless posted:

was it like the remote the cable company gives you, or what are we talking about here?

Yeah like was it a fancy remote that dimmed the lights and poo poo like that? Touch screen etc

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
that's not too bad OP, last time I heard of a stranger entering someone else's house they broke their AC and gave them a plunger

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I've hit upon a conclusion, fat lowtax. The plumber did not steal your remote. Not a single good reason for that. You lost your remote you egregious human being

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Neukoln19 posted:

Yeah like was it a fancy remote that dimmed the lights and poo poo like that? Touch screen etc

Google TV remote, apparently costs like 80 bucks even though the interface is bad as hell

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Fat Lowtax posted:

Google TV remote, apparently costs like 80 bucks even though the interface is bad as hell

You realize he's prolly gonna get like, lard all over yr nice nerd wand

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
He will sully the honor of it with his lifestyle of corpulence

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Doesn't your phone have an IR function that lets you use it as a remote?

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

maybe you just forgot where it is and cant find it


You left it in the bathroom.

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