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OP, if you're giving your things away, I call dibs on your gf.
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towelieban posted:worst haiku ever. It's not even 5-7-5 The person who wrote it barely could read, much less count
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May 22, 2015 07:18
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Punch more people in the face. Seriously, it stops situations potentially escalating and getting out of control. Then you've avoided a stressful scenario and so life is more satisfying. Sometimes the simplest and most direct solutions are the best. 
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May 22, 2015 07:26
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But seriously, you can't simplify your life. You can only complicate it to the point that it breaks and you're left with something even less than simple. I don't know what this means either, I just know that I wanted to write it. It might not even be true.
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May 22, 2015 07:26
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cut off your dick simpleton
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May 22, 2015 07:29
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replace your obsolete single-purpose penis with a swiss army knife
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