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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Walk up to him all indignant and be like "What the Hell? You tell everyone in the office but me that you're gay? I thought we were friends, man".

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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start leaving pinterest wedding pages open on your phone/laptop, if he gives a poo poo, three dollar bill. if he doesnt even notice, straight as an arrow. if he critiques you for not having a macbook he's DEFINITELY gay as HELL

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Start jerking off in front of him and if he makes eye contact with you he still loves the cock

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
maybe he went to gay conversion therapy and is now straight

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

start drinking a colloidal silver supplement

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

heal his emotional wounds with your penis

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
hes trying to prevent you from propositioning him

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

bing_commander posted:

hes trying to prevent you from propositioning him

Now I'm just angry that he doesn't find me attractive.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

maybe hes not ready for a relationship right now

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Oct 30, 2009

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Tell him girls are yucky and this gives him reason to show you who he really is (a gay)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
maybe he was actually bi all along

either way stick your dingdong in his butthole and have a good time with a bro

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
pod person.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Misread thread title as "the gay guy I work out with."

Was expecting talk of awkwardly hitting the showers.

Disappointed.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

RaceBannon posted:

pod person.

Oh poo poo!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

maybe he was only prison gay, OP

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Better suck him off just to be sure

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
he went to see this guy and got cured, best part at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJXWFZz0Qjo

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Oct 30, 2009

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Better suck him off just to be sure

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Go for it man, don't let this chance at happiness pass you by.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol has anyone said "The gay guy.... is you OP"?

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

the sex with the op was so bad the guy turned straight

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Sorry to hear he's playing hard to get. My gay co-worker gave me flowers and chocolates. :sparkles:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Nooner posted:

lol has anyone said "The gay guy.... is you OP"?

no BUT NOW SOMEONE HAS CONGRATULATIONS

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Ask if he's had any recent brain damage I heard about some guy getting a whack and turning gay. maybe it works the other way too

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
It sounds like he is making you uncomfortable so report him for sexual harassment.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

basement jihadist posted:

no BUT NOW SOMEONE HAS CONGRATULATIONS

:v:

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Egbert Souse posted:

co-worker gay. so what

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mental-Rectangle posted:

the sex with the op was so bad the guy turned straight

Oh whatever. I'm sure I'd rock his world.

On that note:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlGWOBpZObg

I think I could make it all the way until the end. I'm super straight.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

i knew a guy was gay once but he didn't know i knew and told me he had a girlfriend in another city but i knew it was a boyfriend so i just said "haha, dw i know it's your boyfriend" or something like that and everything was all good.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

lol has anyone said "The gay guy.... is you OP"?

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
suck that cock like it's a lollypop

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