NHL ECF GDT 5/22/2015: Battle of the Petulant Former Captains. Round 4

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ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

Getting more and more drunk by the minute

# ? May 23, 2015 03:12

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:23

Hotel Kpro: Feb 24, 2011; owls don't go to school; Dinosaur Gum

Rangers winning decisively? Unheard of

# ? May 23, 2015 03:13

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

CBJSprague24 posted:

Nash with a goal, Tanner Glass being somewhat useful. If MSL scores in this game, I'm going to the basement with all non-perishable food items, a flashlight, and ammunition. I may also rapidly take up religion.

Well, nice knowing you.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:13

Aurora: Jan 7, 2008

CBJSprague24 posted:

Nash with a goal, Tanner Glass being somewhat useful. If MSL scores in this game, I'm going to the basement with all non-perishable food items, a flashlight, and ammunition. I may also rapidly take up religion.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:13

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

and to top it all off, tyler johnson is hurt

# ? May 23, 2015 03:14

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Does Hayes know it was Stralman and not Johnson who hit him earlier? Because he just cheap-shotted him a bit.

I expect this to start happening outside momentarily:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCuL-K39eQ

...do not actually watch that unless you want some serious Disney pre-WW2 nightmare fuel pumped into your brain. It was traumatic enough looking it up to try and be funny.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:16 on May 23, 2015

# ? May 23, 2015 03:14

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

lol hayes

# ? May 23, 2015 03:15

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Rangers starting to make a case for being most obnoxious Eastern Conference team.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:16

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the rangers are scum

# ? May 23, 2015 03:17

Normal Not Odd: Nov 5, 2003; what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

triple sulk posted:

the rangers are scum

# ? May 23, 2015 03:18

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Rangers kick rear end. And spear nuts. All sorts of devastation.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:19

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Rangers delenda est.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:20

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Rangers have gone a combined 15 minutes without a shot in this game in two different stints and lead 4-1.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:20

Normal Not Odd: Nov 5, 2003; what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

CBJSprague24 posted:

Rangers have gone a combined 15 minutes without a shot in this game in two different stints and lead 4-1.

That is the single most infuriating thing about them. They always seem to have the puck luck and win games they have no business winning.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:22

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

That's Rangers hockey. That's ten more minutes of our goalie being better than yours.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:22

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Mormon Juggernaut posted:

That is the single most infuriating thing about them. They always seem to have the puck luck and win games they have no business winning.

Their goaltending is really good.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:22

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

hail satan

# ? May 23, 2015 03:23

Wonderllama: Mar 15, 2003; anyone wanna andreyfuck?

triple sulk posted:

the rangers are scum

I want to tattoo these words on the inside of my eyelids

# ? May 23, 2015 03:25

Mage_Boy: Dec 18, 2003; This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

Tampa just didn't want a 3-1 series lead against the Rangers.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:25

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

gently caress yeaaaah

# ? May 23, 2015 03:25

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

That's two for Nash. I have no idea what's going on anymore.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:25

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

Rick Nash multiple hockey goals ?!

# ? May 23, 2015 03:26

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

# ? May 23, 2015 03:26

JerikTelorian: Jan 19, 2007

Nash making up for lost time.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:26

Heaf: Jan 15, 2008; People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

Ben Bishop is bad maybe

# ? May 23, 2015 03:27

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

ZeeBoi posted:

hail satan

No we need his power please

# ? May 23, 2015 03:28

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Rangers have figured out how to score (much) more than two in back-to-back games. Bolts have gone dry.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:28

Wonderllama: Mar 15, 2003; anyone wanna andreyfuck?

time to fight St. Louis.

not the team. I mean me.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:29

Normal Not Odd: Nov 5, 2003; what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

CBJSprague24 posted:

Rangers have figured out how to score (much) more than two in back-to-back games. Bolts have gone dry.

What happened the last time Tampa only scored one in a game? Thats right. Tampa in 6. :smith:

# ? May 23, 2015 03:30

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Jesus MSL

# ? May 23, 2015 03:30

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

I don't want to live in a world where Richard Nash has multiple goals in a playoff game.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:32

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

welp

# ? May 23, 2015 03:37

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

Pull Bishop, it's the only way

[edit] Everybody in the box, coaches will fight for the win

# ? May 23, 2015 03:38

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

# ? May 23, 2015 03:41

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPIiXE_TQ8w

# ? May 23, 2015 03:44

Jovial Cow: Sep 7, 2006; inherently good

This is an acceptable outcome. :toot:

# ? May 23, 2015 03:44

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

# ? May 23, 2015 03:44

Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Hail to the King!

# ? May 23, 2015 03:46

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Levitate: Sep 30, 2005; randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENI�RE IN ME

Wonderllama posted:

phone dying at the game. with my dying breath I curse levitate.

My life is already stressful, man. This better be one of those good curses.

# ? May 23, 2015 03:58

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