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Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Your mom said "Holy poo poo" when she unzipped my cargo jorts

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

you guys may want to edit NWS tags into dicksack url you're quoting, just in case.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Digital Fingers posted:

you guys may want to edit NWS tags into dicksack url you're quoting, just in case.

You're a bitch

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
about half a cock thick and a cock and a half long

SSH IT ZOMBIE
Apr 19, 2003
No more blinkies! Yay!
College Slice
Anyone know a cock merchant?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Irrational Bees posted:

You're a bitch

you're probably going to get permabanned if ralp sees this

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

show us a full mast before it's too late

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Digital Fingers posted:

you're probably going to get permabanned if ralp sees this

which would be a for real shame. please dont ban the interesting poster that is very concerned about her penis, ralp.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
forums poster and known furry anuv has a bigger dick than the op

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

5.9" length, 5.5" circumference. Respectable enough that any woman who'd reject me for it would be considered a size queen but nowhere near the realm of "oh my god let me send a picture of that to all my girlfriends."

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Thingyman posted:

please dont ban the interesting poster that is very concerned about her penis, ralp.

this, but serious.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

no traces of irony there

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

SSH IT ZOMBIE posted:

Anyone know a cock merchant?

you rang?

:heysexy:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Who's taking pictures of your dick?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
8 and thick, it's a head turner for sure

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe
1.01873108x10^-12 AU, give or take a few micrometers

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
No homegrown is a stupid rule and makes no real sense. I jerk my cock infront of a lot of people, theres not difference than that and showing it here.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



IB's dick cost a late nite fee

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

What the Dr. said. You get paid for doing it. Don't give it away for free!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Irrational Bees posted:

No homegrown is a stupid rule and makes no real sense. I jerk my cock infront of a lot of people, theres not difference than that and showing it here.

Yea man fight the power

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
not big but i fractured it once in the middle and now it bends upwards right into the g-spot, say the ladies

i get no complaints, everything went better than expected

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Irrational Bees posted:

I never actually tried to apply, but assumed they would deny me. I did commit myself to the mental institution though, so maybe I can get one?

dont get one

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Lol sorry about your mutilation

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Said 10-13 on the bag.

Why would anyone give a drat about my sock size, is this some kinda fetish?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
conservatively, my cock is about 1.5 inches long. flaccid. and conservatively. :smug:

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
I'd post about my dilz but it'd break tables

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Large-ish. Me having a big dick is a joke around my group.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
big enough op it's big enough

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
my penis is 2 unit in length

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
anyone here a dwarf

looking for dwarf cocks

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Today at work I was using the urinal and some kid came up and used the one next to me and totally checked out my junk, was that you, OP?

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Light Gun Man posted:

Today at work I was using the urinal and some kid came up and used the one next to me and totally checked out my junk, was that you, OP?

Probably not, i use the ladies bathrooms

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'd pay to see op and psyopmonkey fight to death. no weird sex stuff though

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Whip that poo poo out and ain't no doubt about it

Hit the ground so hard cause an earthquake and power outage

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