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Or can you just be a murderer and dig a hole in the ground and jizz in it? This is important because I want to have a little knobby rooty monkey man to be my friend/pet.
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doesn't it kill you when it screams? why would you want to hang out with that?
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May 23, 2015 17:36
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no obviously the semen must contain some of the dead persons essence, but sure go ahead and try ur luck anyways but seriously, how many ppl were their getting hung and shooting death  all over the place for this to become the bit of folklore that it is?
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May 23, 2015 17:43
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Affe mk2 posted:doesn't it kill you when it screams? why would you want to hang out with that? I don't think they scream like all the time though. I would just be nice to it and it wouldn't. Mariana Horchata posted:no obviously the semen must contain some of the dead persons essence, but sure go ahead and try ur luck anyways After some experimentation, I think murder may be the x-factor I've been missing.
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May 23, 2015 17:46
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Inevitable posted:I don't think they scream like all the time though. I would just be nice to it and it wouldn't. have u considered experimenting with choking urself out a little while jacking off? that might bring close enough over into the negative plane to release an adequate amount of ur essence into the earth if u wish to summon a mandrake familiar. if not willing to do this (and i totally understand why) have u ever heard of 'chaos magick'?
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May 23, 2015 17:58
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Mariana Horchata posted:have u considered experimenting with choking urself out a little while jacking off? that might bring close enough over into the negative plane to release an adequate amount of ur essence into the earth if u wish to summon a mandrake familiar. if not willing to do this (and i totally understand why) have u ever heard of 'chaos magick'? Worth a shot imo
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May 23, 2015 19:39
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No, you have to be hung.
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May 23, 2015 19:40
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Jim Barris posted:No, you have to be hung. which is why mandrakes are always black in the south.
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May 23, 2015 19:42
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Wasnt Fungus The Bogeyman a mandrake?
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May 23, 2015 20:43
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Mariana Horchata posted:have u considered experimenting with choking urself out a little while jacking off? that might bring close enough over into the negative plane to release an adequate amount of ur essence into the earth if u wish to summon a mandrake familiar. if not willing to do this (and i totally understand why) have u ever heard of 'chaos magick'? 
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May 23, 2015 21:35
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A furrow must be dug around the root until its lower part is exposed, then a dog is tied to it, after which the person tying the dog must get away. The dog then endeavours to follow him, and so easily pulls up the root, but dies suddenly instead of his master. After this, the root can be handled without fear
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May 23, 2015 21:40
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Troll Bridgington posted:A furrow must be dug around the root until its lower part is exposed, then a dog is tied to it, after which the person tying the dog must get away. The dog then endeavours to follow him, and so easily pulls up the root, but dies suddenly instead of his master. After this, the root can be handled without fear Well, at least it's not a cat. I can live with killing a dog.
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May 24, 2015 17:14
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I think all you need is sufficient quantities of potassium, phosphorus, and nitrogen.
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May 24, 2015 17:19
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Mariana Horchata posted:no obviously the semen must contain some of the dead persons essence, but sure go ahead and try ur luck anyways would
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May 24, 2015 17:21
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what's a mandrake
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May 24, 2015 17:51
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Put it at midnight; wear the undead ointment
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May 24, 2015 18:11
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de_dust posted:what's a mandrake the worlds mightiest magician
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May 24, 2015 18:17
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de_dust posted:what's a mandrake about 125% what a womandrakes
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May 24, 2015 18:22
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Sunn O))) is a p good band
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May 24, 2015 18:24
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you have to be 'well hung' iykwim
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May 24, 2015 18:25
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Troll Bridgington posted:A furrow must be dug around the root until its lower part is exposed, then a dog is tied to it, after which the person tying the dog must get away. The dog then endeavours to follow him, and so easily pulls up the root, but dies suddenly instead of his master. After this, the root can be handled without fear why not just use an rc car or something?
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May 24, 2015 18:35
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Just go buy some celery root.
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