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we hired this guy recently and he's a really nice guy and works reasonably hard, but he smells real bad. one of the other managers told me to have a talk with him and I was like "you have a stink" and he said he didn't have enough money for bodywash or deodorant. bought him some deodorant and that helped some but he still smells bad. i'm too broke to buy him anything else honestly he need to do laundry and bathe in liquid wax or something.
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May 23, 2015 19:31
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Tell your HR person that his smell is creating a hostile working environment.
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May 23, 2015 19:33
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how much does this job pay that he can't afford a $2 worth of soap and deodorant from dollar general, and you went broke trying to cover him?
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May 23, 2015 19:34
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This is your fault, honestly.
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May 23, 2015 19:36
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Your co worker is made of rubber and you are made of glue
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May 23, 2015 19:37
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:how much does this job pay that he can't afford a $2 worth of soap and deodorant from dollar general, and you went broke trying to cover him?
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May 23, 2015 19:42
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i bet you would smell too if you were orking cows all day
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May 23, 2015 19:43
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Your Cow Orker?
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May 23, 2015 19:43
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:how much does this job pay that he can't afford a $2 worth of soap and deodorant from dollar general, and you went broke trying to cover him?
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May 23, 2015 19:44
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spray the whole office with axe
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May 23, 2015 19:45
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Did you not think I would see this post? God drat dude...
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May 23, 2015 19:47
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naem posted:Your Cow Orker? co-irker "Can't afford deodorant" is an excuse that stinks, oh so clever pun fully intended. On the other hand I know a 360 lb guy who slathers that stuff on so thick that a tube doesn't last him a week. When he applies it it sounds like fwap-ap-ap-ap-ap-ap
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May 23, 2015 19:53
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The joke is that you are self employed as a mirror maker and your coworker is yourself in the mirror smelling bad.
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May 23, 2015 20:12
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mirrors only work on light not smells
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May 23, 2015 20:13
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body wash you mean soap? whats wrong with bar soap???
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May 23, 2015 20:15
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soap is for morons, just roll around in some dusty pit and clean yourself that way
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May 23, 2015 20:17
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boss, I have been to the drug store, but it's no use! the deodorant is too expensive! I think we need to close the company, boss. we can't go on like this.
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May 23, 2015 20:22
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So what's Auto Worker doing these days?
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May 23, 2015 20:24
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Your can get a two pack of body wash for like $7 that'll last you like 6 months, this don't add up
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May 23, 2015 20:26
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:how much does this job pay that he can't afford a $2 worth of soap and deodorant from dollar general, and you went broke trying to cover him? Seriously. Do you work at walmart op?
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May 23, 2015 20:26
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ghetto wormhole posted:Your can get a two pack of body wash for like $7 that'll last you like 6 months, this don't add up dollar store $1 but like I have a friend with two jobs and no house, gotta have a shower place.
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May 23, 2015 20:27
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donkey salami posted:Your co worker is made of rubber and you are made of glue This, and the rubber stinks because I used it on your smelly mother last night.
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May 23, 2015 20:29
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DaveSplitter posted:This, and the rubber stinks because I used it on your smelly mother last night. Did you use the "rubber" for shagging her in the pub lavatory?
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May 23, 2015 20:32
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ChairmanMeow posted:dollar store $1 that's what the gym is for
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May 23, 2015 21:15
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My brother in law can shower and 15 later smells like a homeless person. He's not fat either.
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May 23, 2015 21:32
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Well i work for a store that rhymes with small peens. Not noted for paying well.
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May 23, 2015 21:34
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naem posted:Your Cow Orker? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA
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May 23, 2015 21:38
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Extensive Vamping posted:Well i work for a store that rhymes with small peens. Not noted for paying well. LL Bean?
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May 23, 2015 21:43
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My work just picked up an unpaid intern who stinks op so I can feel your pain he also breathes heavily through his mouth and can only read aloud though so I'm unsure of which point to confront him on first
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May 23, 2015 22:37
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Crewmine posted:My work just picked up an unpaid intern who stinks op so I can feel your pain Holy gently caress lol
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