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I always feel bad when I see a fat bride because that is as good as it gets for the guy until the divorce
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TEAYCHES posted:with a big iron on his hip Don't be afraid. 
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Neukoln19 posted:describe your wedding. describe your wedding. I married my wife in a church. It was a fairly big deal for me. Also for her. It was 1989. describe it in detail. Don't remember too much. I was kinda busy, and it was a bit of a blur. I do remember a few things. We got married in a Baptist church. It did not have a central aisle. We went in up one aisle, and out another. We had a problem in that the music director of the church had quit three days before our wedding. He had nothing to do with it, but he owned the church's organ (Actually a very nice synthesizer) and took it with him, leaving no instruments for our wedding. Luckily one of musicians had one he could bring in. On the day of the wedding, the vocalist was caught in a traffic jam (this was before cell phones) and arrived about 2 minutes before he was supposed to sing. He was slightly winded from running from his car. Our friend was conscripted to videotape the wedding from the balcony, mainly because he was the only person we knew who owned a video camera. For reasons we don't fully understand he taped the bride's entrance, stopped taping right after that, then resumed when we were halfway down the aisle, walking out. The ceremony lasted a little less than a half-hour. It was kind of like Thanksgiving dinner. Huge amounts of prep and over fairly quickly. did you have a honey moon? Yes. what happened to the marriage. Still going strong after 25 years. can gays get married? Depends on circumstances and location.
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May 24, 2015 04:40
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genesplicer posted:describe your wedding. 
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May 24, 2015 05:02
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hatsune miku is mai waifu, so yes.
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May 24, 2015 05:02
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Was engaged to a nut job Russian in mid 00s, dodged that bullet thankfully.
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May 24, 2015 05:04
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I've never been married, but I like making ex-wife jokes. "I dunno what happened man, it was just full of holes then all these bugs started comin' out!" "Kinda like my ex-wife!"
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May 24, 2015 05:06
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While I am an idiot in many ways, I'm at least intelligent enough to realise that marriage will inevitably end in divorce, no matter what. If I wanted to spend half my savings on something, I'd take a vacation instead. Even the worst vacation usually doesn't end up in court.
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May 24, 2015 05:42
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LOOKING FOR: god fearing good muslim woman, must cook. Subserviance is a GODLY TRAIT. has to give wicked good head.
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May 24, 2015 06:25
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Sold BBQ ribs at work today with a dude that's married and all he wanted to do was talk about how hot the women were, which was fine with me.
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May 24, 2015 06:26
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No, and I never will be, due to my host of mental diseases and personality defects rendering me severely unlovable, op.
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May 24, 2015 06:48
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I was married once. I still am, but I wouldn't do it again. The officiant looked like Zach Galifianakis.
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May 24, 2015 09:58
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I'm common law married does that count
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May 24, 2015 10:09
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Everyone that went said our wedding ruined all future weddings for them so I guess we did something right- I planned for fun instead of fancy hoity-toity poo poo and it was really fun and good There was a goon table, and the exotic animal presentation went sideways when a serval flipped the gently caress out and ran back into her cage. Which was probably the coolest wedding my 5-10 year old nephews will ever see. Everything went great except for the DJ loving a bunch of things up but we were having too much fun to care. Still, don't hire that guy he played dumb poo poo like "Sugar Pie Honeybunch" six times during cocktail hour. Our honeymoon was two weeks on a small Caribbean island and will probably top most vacations we will take in our entire lives. We are married less than a month but it's cool so far, I find myself just a little more mature dealing with problems. Gay people are people and citizens just like me and should have all the same rights. Gay Divorce Court will be a rad reality show at one point. Bastard Tetris fucked around with this message at 10:24 on May 24, 2015 |
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May 24, 2015 10:12
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I got married in Las Vegas. So you got married to a dude, right?
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May 24, 2015 10:45
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Screaming Hand posted:So you got married to a dude, right? Nah, it was a normal heterosexual marriage. That's pretty much all there was in 1998 anyway.
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May 24, 2015 12:14
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Bastard Tetris posted:Everyone that went said our wedding ruined all future weddings for them so I guess we did something right- I planned for fun instead of fancy hoity-toity poo poo and it was really fun and good which island?
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May 25, 2015 21:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs81piYG2G8
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May 25, 2015 22:06
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:No, and I never will be, due to my host of mental diseases and personality defects rendering me severely unlovable, op. Same. I am sooooo sick in the head.
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May 25, 2015 22:42
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I'm married right now and it's pretty cool
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May 25, 2015 23:00
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Been married three times. A high turnover rate keeps things fresh, but it gets a little expensive.
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May 25, 2015 23:19
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I enjoyed being married. It made me feel like an adult. I'm now widowed. I would not recommend the widowed part.
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May 25, 2015 23:21
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Frankenstyle posted:Been married three times. A high turnover rate keeps things fresh, but it gets a little expensive. Are you in your 3rd marriage now, or already done with it?
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May 25, 2015 23:27
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:I enjoyed being married. It made me feel like an adult. I'm now widowed. I would not recommend the widowed part. 
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May 25, 2015 23:27
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Bastard Tetris posted:
Our DJ left off a bunch of Must Plays, hosed up the garter toss music, played a bad cover of Blue Sky instead of the album cut off of Eat A Peach, and let his daughter dance around like an idiot and get into a bunch of wedding photos.
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redshirt posted:Are you in your 3rd marriage now, or already done with it? I'm in it to win it. Plus I instituted a "No mental illness" rule after the first two.
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