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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
hangs out with 12 dudes constantly

best friend's a prostitute

turning water into booze

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the sermon on the mount was really good, i wish hed come back and do another tour

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Mark 11:12-25New International Version (NIV)

Jesus Curses a Fig Tree and Clears the Temple Courts
12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

15 On reaching Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple courts and began driving out those who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves, 16 and would not allow anyone to carry merchandise through the temple courts. 17 And as he taught them, he said, “Is it not written: ‘My house will be called a house of prayer for all nations’[a]? But you have made it ‘a den of robbers.’[b]”

18 The chief priests and the teachers of the law heard this and began looking for a way to kill him, for they feared him, because the whole crowd was amazed at his teaching.

19 When evening came, Jesus and his disciples[c] went out of the city.

20 In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. 21 Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!”

22 “Have faith in God,” Jesus answered. 23 “Truly[d] I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them. 24 Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. 25 And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive them, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.”

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO1F6Ar0dpc&t=40s

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."

Metal as gently caress.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
God hates figs

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

God hates figs

Mathlete
Nov 30, 2005

It's hip to be a squared square.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

God hates figs

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Black Messiah Best Messiah.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Don't know why people worship him, doesn't make sense to me. :confused:

If Mark Antony was as badass as James Purefoy's portrayal of him I could see putting him up as something worth worshipping maybe

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Lol at black jesus being whipped by a white guy.

Page Downfall
May 5, 2009

son gay. so what

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"eat da rich" -Jeses M. Churst

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
related video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUeVyqo8Vew

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

quakster posted:

"eat da rich" -Jeses M. Churst

"Bernie Sanders for president 2016" - The J man

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Rose from the dead, totally a zombie.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nUqqIuCEskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wm4RlnnaOU


RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

those songs were pretty rad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im down with j-dog

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