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If your opponent is unconscious, pin him instead of taunting the crowd.
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After Cena does the five knuckle shuffle, don't just stand right up and immediately stumble into his AA setup.
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Jun 15, 2015 20:45
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If you are in the ring looking out at someone or something in the entrance ramp area, take a glance at the Titantron to see if anyone is behind you before turning around.
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Jun 15, 2015 21:31
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Don't be the first man to set up a ladder in MITB, let someone else do it and get swarmed. If you're at the top of the ladder and someone grabs your leg, ignore that fucker and GET THE TITLE
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Jun 16, 2015 01:15
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Don't be the first man to set up a ladder in MITB, let someone else do it and get swarmed. Also, don't climb up a few steps and reach for it, then climb a few more and reach again. Climb until your about 2-3 step from the top, you'll be up high enough to unhook it and win.
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Jun 16, 2015 18:33
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If you're in an Elimination Chamber match and your pod busts open before you're supposed to come out, just go ahead and enter the match. Your co-workers will love it when you wander around the ring and screw up their planned spots.
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Jun 16, 2015 18:39
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There is a Bella under the ring.
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Jun 16, 2015 19:57
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Don't try to shake Kevin Owen's hand, he will powerbomb you for this great insult.
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Jun 16, 2015 23:52
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If you are going for a top rope move and it takes longer than three seconds you probably should have just tried to pin the guy. If you hit the top rope move then he was stunned for waaay longer than you needed to win. If he reverses it then you just lost the match dummy.
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Jul 5, 2015 18:56
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Don't respond to Twitter trolls.
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Jul 5, 2015 19:01
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Monkeycheese posted:what kind of dumb battle royals have pins? that Tournament of Death where nick gage nearly died and zandig restarted the match as a battle royal and won by pinfall
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Jul 5, 2015 19:46
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Never punch your opponent more than three times. Your fourth punch will be blocked. Than you'll get punched three times. Also unless one of your signature moves is a fancy punch don't waste your time trying to pin someone with it. Punches only stun and never cause real damage.
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Jul 5, 2015 20:18
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Benne posted:If you're in an Elimination Chamber match and your pod busts open before you're supposed to come out, just go ahead and enter the match. Your co-workers will love it when you wander around the ring and screw up their planned spots. Henry would have looked like a fool if he just stayed obediently in his broken pod, though. All they really needed to do was eat a few World's Strongest Slams, take Henry out with a superkick or something, and continue as planned.
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Jul 6, 2015 06:32
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Never let D'Lo Brown give you a running powerbomb.
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Jul 6, 2015 11:54
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If you want your punches to have more power, come up with a little dance or pose to do about 3/4 punches in. The final punch will then be devastating and knock the opponent to the floor, which the others didn't do.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:53
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Don't try to Superplex Kevin Owens, he'll just grab you and hit you with his crazy top rope bomb move.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:07
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A cocky pinfall attempt doesn't count unless you flex your arm and yell "C'MON BAY-BAAAYYY!"
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Jul 6, 2015 23:39
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Animal-Mother posted:Henry would have looked like a fool if he just stayed obediently in his broken pod, though. All they really needed to do was eat a few World's Strongest Slams, take Henry out with a superkick or something, and continue as planned. Nah, the referee should've directed him to an already empty pod and locked him back in. Henry would look mad about it but he can't hurt the ref. Problem solved.
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Jul 7, 2015 03:09
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Axe handles are useless when there's no blade attached.
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Jul 7, 2015 07:30
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sticklefifer posted:If you're thrown into a corner in a multi-man Dragon Gate match, just drop and roll out of the ring unless you want like 80 guys running across the ring to splash you in succession. even your teammates
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Jul 7, 2015 08:34
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Mr. Popo posted:Never let D'Lo Brown give you a running powerbomb. Too soon.
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Jul 7, 2015 17:45
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Referees: you can kick out people who constantly interfere with matches.
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Jul 7, 2015 23:27
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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:Referees: you can SUPERkick people who constantly interfere with matches. Fixed.
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Jul 8, 2015 01:18
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Don't Irish whip a guy and then put your head down in anticipation of a back body drop. You will get kicked every time.
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Jul 8, 2015 02:15
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sean10mm posted:Fixed. Incorrect. You can only do this if you are both a ref AND Shawn Michaels. And how often does that happen?
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Jul 8, 2015 02:15
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Speedboat Jones posted:Don't Irish whip a guy and then put your head down in anticipation of a back body drop. You will get kicked every time. Corollary: If you do this anyway and they're taking an inordinate amount of time coming back, they're likely doing an elaborate taunt before a signature move and you should probably just hit them instead.
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Jul 8, 2015 03:35
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Gaz-L posted:Incorrect. You can only do this if you are both a ref AND Shawn Michaels. And how often does that happen? I think you mean Rick Knox
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Jul 8, 2015 03:37
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If you're defending your title, just walk out of the ring and leave. You'll be counted out, but you'll keep the belt.
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Jul 8, 2015 11:49
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If you're a babyface, don't distract the ref in a tag match.
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Jul 8, 2015 12:40
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Speedboat Jones posted:Don't Irish whip a guy and then put your head down in anticipation of a back body drop. You will get kicked every time. If Mr. Perfect were alive, this would also have been a nice invitation to eat a Perfectplex and lose.
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Jul 8, 2015 14:09
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:If you're defending your title, just walk out of the ring and leave. You'll be counted out, but you'll keep the belt. Yeah if you wanna have to fight the same dude next week but for no disqualifications.
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Jul 8, 2015 14:43
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:If you're defending your title, just walk out of the ring and leave. You'll be counted out, but you'll keep the belt. Generally this usually leads to a stip where there are no countouts so uh, probably not the best lesson to learn.
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Jul 8, 2015 14:46
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If you get into a no DQ match because you kept walking out of the ring, just walk out of the ring again, get in your car, and leave.
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Jul 8, 2015 17:23
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"we are in day 32 of the no disqualification championship match, as the challenger and a referee are still hot in pursuit of the champion"
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Jul 8, 2015 18:14
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If the ring announcer botches your name, don't shove your cock in her face.
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Jul 8, 2015 18:32
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Bret screwed Bret.
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Jul 8, 2015 18:41
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If you're putting up your hair against somebody's mask, do not tear at and rip the masked guy's mask. Your hubris will almost certainly be your downfall.
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Jul 8, 2015 21:41
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Tweak posted:"we are in day 32 of the no disqualification championship match, as the challenger and a referee are still hot in pursuit of the champion" Except this would end when the challenger ambushes the heel on next nights RAW and "mother of god he got the championship in a parking lot brawl!".
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Jul 11, 2015 04:04
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frankly if they want to elevate a title they should bring back the ol', "hardcore title must be defended at all times" stipulation
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reignofevil posted:Except this would end when the challenger ambushes the heel on next nights RAW and "mother of god he got the championship in a parking lot brawl!". The challenger would just explode mid-push.
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