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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Say if you abs and say not if you don't have abs

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

what do i say if instead of abs i have the intense desire to kill

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

you, specifically, op

flightlessdog
Apr 22, 2013

Well that was dumb

OMGVBFLOL posted:

you, specifically, op

I think your desires are pretty clear already and you can stop posting now.

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
they're in there somewhere

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I've been ab-free since I got married haha

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

a bay posted:

I've been ab-free since I got married haha

hahaha its alright to be honest

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Dejan Bimble posted:

Say if you abs and say not if you don't have abs

say say say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlyoZ1bhVg

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

If you do that thrusting thing he's doing while laying on a weight bench, holding the upward point of the thrust for 5 seconds, you're doing bridges, which are great for your core. How do you like that.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
i have an ab

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Got to have abs! Driving on icy roads are a nightmare without.

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer
I had a car without ABS once and it sucked

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
whats the right amount of abs to have

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

flightlessdog posted:

i'm a worthless limp-dicked baby who poops my pants

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

suicide bi cop posted:

whats the right amount of abs to have

It's really up to you. I think that people appreciate all kinds of abs. Even the enormous barrel shaped muscle gut is loved by some

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I have abs in my car. One day it may save my life.

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax
ive got two

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've got a little abs if I flex, other wise just rockin that solid dadbod

Kim Jong ill
Jul 28, 2010

NORTH KOREA IS ONLY KOREA.
I don't have sbs, because I'm not a sissy bitch and I know how to threshold brake.

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

GUYS STOP posted:

they're in there somewhere

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I have a single ab, a keg if you will

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Dejan Bimble posted:

Say if you abs and say not if you don't have abs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CIYR_XgBSY

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i ab-stain from voting in your poll op

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
abs-olutely not

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm after that "dad bod," so no.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
after a car accident (i rear-ended somebody) the cop asked me if my abs kicked in. i wasn't sure if it would be good or bad to say they did or didn't so i didn't say anything

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
what if im a pale person and my abs are only visible in shadowy lighting

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Why would you want a 6 pack when you can have the whole keg? :btroll:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ButteCysts posted:

abs-olutely not

teehee

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
Weird because usually if you're in a Robert Graham shirt it's abs, but Craig Robinson is def not.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
If your abs kick in, it's because you didn't hit the brakes soon enough.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I abs

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012
I thought this thread was either about the absolute value function or the thermal plastic used in midrange 3d printers....I think that also answers the actual question of this thread for me as well.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i have abs.. you'll need to get tested..

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
have ibs

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I have abs but they're covered by a very fat gut.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I have always wondered if bulimic people have real good abs from all the puking

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
no but have other easy to find muscles

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
No abs.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

medium abs

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