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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

It was p. hot. There were little strings connecting our lips together. It was kinda like that scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with stringy gum instead of spaghetti.

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Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
hd pics plz

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I was going to type "I just swapped cum with your girlfriend", but that doesn't make sense because your the one who would be in the cuckold position.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I thought it said "I just swapped cum with my girlfriend"


which would have been a better thread, op. Kind of disappointed now...

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
that was her phlegm

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
what flavor was the gum/cum?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
gum with the flavor of cum, simply called cum gum

im gonna be rich

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
swap cum you cuck

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Darf posted:

what flavor was the gum/cum?

It was juicy fruit. Juicy fruit of my loins.

Exioce
Sep 7, 2003

by VideoGames
You might be pregnant, pee on your gf to make sure. If she turns pink, your life is over.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i remember highschool too

roikun777
May 19, 2007

hedgehog's dilemma
I don't think i have ever swapped gum with someone . That makes me sad

I mean I may have, I was really drunk for s long time

I'm sad about a lot of things

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
This girl in high school wanted to swap gum and also said "she loved me", she had huge loving titties, but sperglord that I am I just said "have no more gum" and to the I love you comment all I said was "is that so?" Probably biggest regret in life is not boning that skank

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Universe Master posted:

I was going to type "I just swapped cum with your girlfriend", but that doesn't make sense because your the one who would be in the cuckold position.

Good post

Kuato posted:

This girl in high school wanted to swap gum and also said "she loved me", she had huge loving titties, but sperglord that I am I just said "have no more gum" and to the I love you comment all I said was "is that so?" Probably biggest regret in life is not boning that skank

Bad post

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm here to swap spit and chew bubblegum

and i have plenty of both

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Zzulu posted:

I thought it said "I just swapped cum with my girlfriend"


which would have been a better thread, op. Kind of disappointed now...

Give me a couple of seconds.

EDIT: Not really that funny when I think about it. Sorry for the blueballs.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this is how i go about doing that on a day-to-day basis
code:
tmpCum = her.cum
her.cum = me.cum
me.cum = tmpCum

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've had a boner all morning and idk why

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Cum gum.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
cant believe I just swapped cum with my girlfriend thread isnt here yet. eagerly awaiting comedy

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I thought she dumped you are things good now?

sorry if i missed an update i have been busy having hot sex

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i just swapped my girlfriend for some gum

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



psychic operations monkey's redtext makes me lol

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
The name of the goon who bought the redtext should be made visible somewhere

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
now do swap.avi

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I just swapped mum with my girlfriend

aw poo poo that totally came out wrong

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Nation posted:

I thought she dumped you are things good now?

sorry if i missed an update i have been busy having hot sex

We got back together, or maybe the last thread was a fakepost. Maybe this thread's story is fake. You'll never know. Spooky.

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