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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

ughhh gently caress im dying over here, nothing helps it hurts so bad

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Helps if you cook it first, op

Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011
just take a walk you big baby

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Angelwolf posted:

Helps if you cook it first, op

Made me lol, thank you

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

LeoMarr posted:

ughhh gently caress im dying over here, nothing helps it hurts so bad

Stick your toothbrush down your throat!

drat, it's not that hard to figure this poo poo out

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
poop on your own face

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
you ate an entire pizza.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I ate a regular pizza and I'm fine, you big baby.

*Shits himself uncontrollably*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
What is your normal pizza consumption, OP? A slice?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


There's a place here that makes really good pizza and their giant one toppings are $14 and osmetimes I'll order that and eat the whole thing. Not entirely in one sitting but like 2/3 in one sitting then the other 1/3 as a midnight snack.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I don't even know how big your standard small pizza is anymore because I haven't ordered one in years. I usually just order a large because they're always having deals on them and then I have food for like, 3 days.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a small pizza.

easy. dont make me laugh.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
This morbidly obese guy at work pounded two large pizzas once.

He ordered that poo poo and was like, "cheat day, lol!"

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
sometimes a small pizza is so small it changes the entire concept of pizza, the distance from point to crust fucks up the whole circumstance

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
loving lightweight pussy bitch. i weigh 65kg/140lbs and i will demolish a 12" pizza by myself in like 5 minutes flat. get on my fuckin level scrub.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Dave_Indeed posted:

This morbidly obese guy at work pounded two large pizzas once.

He ordered that poo poo and was like, "cheat day, lol!"

I became a Rock fan when I saw one of his cheat day meals of like 12 small pizzas.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Just call it a flat bread and it doesn't seem as depressing.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Look at this piece of poo poo loving pizza nub, ate a family size papa murphys for lunch gonna go eat a wal mart jumbo frozen pizza for dinner. Just wow, what a piece of poo poo you are op, hope you choke on your small pizza

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

redshirt posted:

I became a Rock fan when I saw one of his cheat day meals of like 12 small pizzas.

the peoples bowel movement

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Fetus Tree posted:

the peoples bowel movement

can you smell what The Rock is cooking

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
that's it you bitch?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

potee posted:

can you smell what The Rock is cooking

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

My man Joey Chestnut could eat like, at least 5 small pizzas in one sitting. Quit bein a little bitch op

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup

Matey posted:

My man Joey Chestnut could eat like, at least 5 small pizzas in one sitting. Quit bein a little bitch op

Sure, and Peyton Manning can throw 5 touchdowns per minute but we're not all Pro Athletes.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
dude you'd better run that poo poo off right you loving fat piece of poo poo.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
prune jiuice, youll thank me later.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
eat an italian man. he'll eat the pizza inside you

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i do the travolta saturday night fever thing with two stacked slices only with two personal pies one atop the other, just strutting around munchin

i can't remember what my dick looked like

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Gatekeeper posted:

i do the travolta saturday night fever thing with two stacked slices only with two personal pies one atop the other, just strutting around munchin

i can't remember what my dick looked like
double if not triple or even quadruple slices is SOP if you want to earn your purple heart

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Last weekend I ate an entire medium pizza, took a nap, then went to karaoke.

Harden the gently caress up.

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

didnt read just wanna say ya a big fat bitch or a small stomached puss PEACE

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