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ughhh gently caress im dying over here, nothing helps it hurts so bad
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# ? May 25, 2015 20:59 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:43 |
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Helps if you cook it first, op
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:01 |
just take a walk you big baby
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:06 |
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Angelwolf posted:Helps if you cook it first, op Made me lol, thank you
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:06 |
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LeoMarr posted:ughhh gently caress im dying over here, nothing helps it hurts so bad Stick your toothbrush down your throat! drat, it's not that hard to figure this poo poo out
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:08 |
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poop on your own face
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:12 |
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you ate an entire pizza.
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:13 |
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I ate a regular pizza and I'm fine, you big baby. *Shits himself uncontrollably*
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:13 |
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What is your normal pizza consumption, OP? A slice?
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:40 |
There's a place here that makes really good pizza and their giant one toppings are $14 and osmetimes I'll order that and eat the whole thing. Not entirely in one sitting but like 2/3 in one sitting then the other 1/3 as a midnight snack.
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:41 |
I don't even know how big your standard small pizza is anymore because I haven't ordered one in years. I usually just order a large because they're always having deals on them and then I have food for like, 3 days.
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:42 |
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a small pizza. easy. dont make me laugh.
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:42 |
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This morbidly obese guy at work pounded two large pizzas once. He ordered that poo poo and was like, "cheat day, lol!"
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:46 |
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sometimes a small pizza is so small it changes the entire concept of pizza, the distance from point to crust fucks up the whole circumstance
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:54 |
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loving lightweight pussy bitch. i weigh 65kg/140lbs and i will demolish a 12" pizza by myself in like 5 minutes flat. get on my fuckin level scrub.
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:55 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:This morbidly obese guy at work pounded two large pizzas once. I became a Rock fan when I saw one of his cheat day meals of like 12 small pizzas.
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# ? May 25, 2015 21:58 |
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Just call it a flat bread and it doesn't seem as depressing.
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:03 |
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Look at this piece of poo poo loving pizza nub, ate a family size papa murphys for lunch gonna go eat a wal mart jumbo frozen pizza for dinner. Just wow, what a piece of poo poo you are op, hope you choke on your small pizza
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:30 |
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I like pizza.
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:44 |
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redshirt posted:I became a Rock fan when I saw one of his cheat day meals of like 12 small pizzas. the peoples bowel movement
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:45 |
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Fetus Tree posted:the peoples bowel movement can you smell what The Rock is cooking
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# ? May 25, 2015 22:49 |
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that's it you bitch?
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# ? May 25, 2015 23:01 |
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potee posted:can you smell what The Rock is cooking
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# ? May 25, 2015 23:09 |
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My man Joey Chestnut could eat like, at least 5 small pizzas in one sitting. Quit bein a little bitch op
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# ? May 26, 2015 02:41 |
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Matey posted:My man Joey Chestnut could eat like, at least 5 small pizzas in one sitting. Quit bein a little bitch op Sure, and Peyton Manning can throw 5 touchdowns per minute but we're not all Pro Athletes.
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# ? May 26, 2015 07:34 |
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dude you'd better run that poo poo off right you loving fat piece of poo poo.
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# ? May 26, 2015 07:45 |
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prune jiuice, youll thank me later.
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# ? May 26, 2015 07:55 |
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eat an italian man. he'll eat the pizza inside you
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# ? May 26, 2015 07:57 |
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i do the travolta saturday night fever thing with two stacked slices only with two personal pies one atop the other, just strutting around munchin i can't remember what my dick looked like
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# ? May 26, 2015 08:00 |
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Gatekeeper posted:i do the travolta saturday night fever thing with two stacked slices only with two personal pies one atop the other, just strutting around munchin
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# ? May 26, 2015 08:08 |
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Last weekend I ate an entire medium pizza, took a nap, then went to karaoke. Harden the gently caress up.
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# ? May 26, 2015 08:30 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:43 |
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didnt read just wanna say ya a big fat bitch or a small stomached puss PEACE
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# ? May 26, 2015 08:49 |