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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I don't use OKCupid much, but I've had an account since 2007 or something, and I get e-Mails from them twice a week telling me about women I might want to meet. When I followed the link on the e-Mail this morning, I got a camgirl soliciting me, and when I reported the profile, I was told that I qualified to be an OKCupid Flag Mod!

I signed up, and its been pretty fun, although its not nearly as scandalous as someone might think. I've probably looked through a hundred pictures now, and only two of those were nudity. Mostly it is people posting pictures of people who aren't them, either because they are obviously stock images of models, or else they are people posting pictures of their dogs/motorcycles/inspirational memes. Still, its fun. Feel free to ask me questions as I police the internet.

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Way to do their grunt work for free op

Ok Cupid is exploiting your labor

This is why it is a free service

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
why would anybody mod a website for free

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Cnut the Great posted:

why would anybody mod a website for free

Because getting to interfere in people's lives is the greatest payment of all.

Also, I get to see lots of dicks.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

glowing-fish posted:

Because getting to interfere in people's lives is the greatest payment of all.

Also, I get to see lots of dicks.

If you want to see dicks, I hear there are other social media sites that don't try to pretend seeing genitals isn't the primary desired outcome.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
wow reading this again was just as boring as the first time

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
and i thought my life was sad

birds
Jun 28, 2008


how did my dick look op

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
we didn't care when u posted in the SA: Goons facebook group and we don't care now that you posted it in gbs.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

birds posted:

how did my dick look op

Pretty scrawny, sorry.

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Gatekeeper posted:

wow reading this again was just as boring as the first time

Ape Fist posted:

we didn't care when u posted in the SA: Goons facebook group and we don't care now that you posted it in gbs.

:chanpop:

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Ape Fist posted:

we didn't care when u posted in the SA: Goons facebook group and we don't care now that you posted it in gbs.

Why can't you understand this is important to me Dad?

SLAMS DOOR.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

glowing-fish posted:

Why can't you understand this is important to me Dad?

SLAMS DOOR.

how many upvotes did D. 'DBitch' Mitchel give you.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Did they give you the job as you are never getting laid and therefore may act without bias

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Popeahuntis posted:

Did they give you the job as you are never getting laid and therefore may act without bias

They specifically don't describe who gets this job and why, so that people can't game the system.

I kind of got the job of OKCupid Flagmod the same way that Kyle Raynor got the job of Green Lantern.

And that Green Lantern analogy is probably proof that, yeah, I am never getting laid.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
plz do a better job at modding OKUggo than the mods do here op

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Do you got an in OP? Know any hot chicks in the east coast area? I don't have money.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

Salynne
Oct 25, 2007
This seems like it would be better as an AMA on https://www.reddit.com.

Have you heard of https://www.reddit.com

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
op i found a better job for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mClfU2NStY

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

It's no fun since they don't let us mod people's chat logs (ie: watching sad men melt down) anymore

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
More like OK Stupid amirite? :smug:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I have that too man big deal suck my as whole.

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Post the tits op

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

Post the tits op

He said nothing of tits, just nudity, meaning it was probably a 50/50 split between dickpics and pornsite ads

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Neukoln19 posted:

Way to do their grunt work for free op

Ok Cupid is exploiting your labor

This is why it is a free service

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Blazing Ownager posted:

He said nothing of tits, just nudity, meaning it was probably a 50/50 split between dickpics and pornsite ads

I actually don't think I saw any bare breasts, either "real" or for a porn site. Yeah, pretty much just gross dicks.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
your volunteer job sucks

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What point is it in life where you get to do free, disgusting, grunt work and view it as a 'step up' in status.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Jerry Mumphrey posted:

just a heads up op you made a typo and added an extra L to ur title

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Thats cool OP.

Can you access their backend services?

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