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Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus
Do gay guys shove fleshlights up their asses so they can gently caress a pussy when they want to spice things up?

Like how a guy asks a girl if he can gently caress her in the rear end.

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
jesus what ag ood idea

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

jesus what ag ood idea

www
Aug 4, 2010

i like boi pussy better

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

www posted:

i like boi pussy better

wat keeps hapn 2 ur avtr?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im a CUM ADDICT

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
I thought this was the feminist response to dickbutt

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

jesus what ag ood idea

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

www posted:

i like boi pussy better

This is a gross term that does not belong in civilized society.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

My gay friend says no, "gay guys don't want to gently caress pussies at all". hth

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
he doesn't speak for all gays

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Internet porn teaches us that with poppers and meth your prolapse can become firm enough to gently caress a fleshlight.

no, mercifully, thankfully just this once it just doesn't. But I had you horrified for a second.
Awful internet fetish status: triumphed over

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Some guys do use these. It's not a fleshlight, per say, but similar. It provides a tighter sensation for the top, and sometimes comes with a "bullet" vibrator inside, and a more filling sensation for the bottom. I can't imagine ever wanting to stick my dick in one of these, though.

:nws:
http://www.extremerestraints.com/penis-extenders_189/inception-multi-functional-sex-sleeve_7866.html

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ilikedirt posted:

im a CUM ADDICT

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
if you want gay sex but you don't want it to be gay.

brilliant.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
The whole thing or just the insert? I would think the entire case would be a bit uncomfortable but I'm not an expert in rear end stretching. I'm not even a novice.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

rear end

Pussy

rear end rear end and Pussy pussy

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

The Sphinxster posted:

rear end

Pussy

rear end rear end and Pussy pussy

soap and water

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Bigchops posted:

Do gay guys shove fleshlights up their asses so they can gently caress a pussy when they want to spice things up?

Like how a guy asks a girl if he can gently caress her in the rear end.

I think it works better the other way, repressed gays can shove a hairy buttlight up a girl's vag and screw that

it would be a pussyass instead of an asspussy

TOOT BOOT fucked around with this message at 03:10 on May 28, 2015

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

TOOT BOOT posted:

I think it works better the other way, repressed gays can shove a hairy buttlight up a girl's vag and screw that

it would be a pussyass instead of an asspussy

Would that make the girl a "pussy rear end bitch"?

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

TOOT BOOT posted:

I think it works better the other way, repressed gays can shove a hairy buttlight up a girl's vag and screw that

it would be a pussyass instead of an asspussy

This is needlessly complicated girls already have asses

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Flo Cytometer posted:

soap and water

don't get mad when I don't want to gently caress

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

The Sphinxster posted:

don't get mad when I don't want to gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6437UHhASf4

im the shareware shametext in the center of the screen <:mad:>

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

swampland posted:

This is needlessly complicated girls already have asses

Gays don't like girls' asses. Duh.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
this thread is now the ghettotech thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pnd2JDoX9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtBpGqA1mU

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

I want to see a guy put one of those sleeves in his rear end and then a chick pegs him with a strap on.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

P-Mack posted:

I want to see a guy put one of those sleeves in his rear end and then a chick pegs him with a strap on.

Be the change you want to see in the forums.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
it's like a hotdog down a hallway within a hallway. wow man.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ilikedirt posted:

im a CUM ADDICT

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
then you'd have ot clean the inside AND the outside of the fleshlight

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
You're supposed to clean fleshlights? poo poo. I should do that as soon as my roommate is done borrowing mine.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Whiskey Sours posted:

You're supposed to clean fleshlights? poo poo. I should do that as soon as my roommate is done borrowing mine.

nah it's like the griddle at a diner man, all that magic just makes it taste better

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

exspurt analcyst posted:

it's like a hotdog down a hallway within a hallway. wow man.

it's a nesting doll of obscenity

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Whiskey Sours posted:

You're supposed to clean fleshlights? poo poo. I should do that as soon as my roommate is done borrowing mine.

are they open on the other end? i figure you could just stick a hose in there and blast the splooge out the back of it after 10-20 uses?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a hole is a hole, and that includes cumsocks.

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