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Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014



Garfield is the embodiment of the welfare state.

The fucklord just sat around the house unemployed all day and then demand he be served lasagna constantly. What the gently caress did he do to deserve it?

Why the gently caress does he even hate mondays? He doesn't even work.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:firstpost:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Odie shrugged

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
he's a cat you idiot

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
where did he get all that llasagna anyway

surely jon would have noticed all that lasagna he cooked disappearing without a trace

good lord jon was a retard

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
The spider is capitalism

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Suck my dick

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
everyone in this thread is a goddam idiot.

Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011
Fraggel Rock was true socialist propaganda. Garfield is about a fat gently caress.

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Garfield represents the inevitability of the passage of time. He is all of us. How we crave the lasagna, how we despise the Mondays. How we curse our superiors in their incompetence, how they are def to our cries

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


he didn't demand anything he just took what he wanted, maybe take a few notes

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

everyone in this thread is a goddam idiot.

You're in this thread :xd:

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

shiksa posted:

where did he get all that llasagna anyway

surely jon would have noticed all that lasagna he cooked disappearing without a trace

good lord jon was a retard

Jon is the proletariat - constantly making lasagna yet not seeing the fruits of his labors. Also being really loving dumb.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Boy, gently caress you, Jonny, you loving dumb, stupid idiot. You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white... uh-uhh... guilt... white-guilt, milquetoast... piece of human garbage. I don't give a gently caress.

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


odie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zombies' Downfall posted:

You're in this thread :xd:

never said I was smart

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011

The better one is where they just remove Garfield's thought bubbles and Jon is just talking to a normal cat staring at him

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

What happened to Odie's owner?

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RUUNslMcGh8

patriotic garfield

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

What happened to Odie's owner?

Lyman's corpse is in the basement.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Nermal was a boy

seriously wtf

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Unguided posted:

Lyman's corpse is in the basement.

ewww. Makes sense though

Boo This Man
Mar 25, 2008

Smurfs were rumored to be communist propaganda.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Boo This Man posted:

Smurfs were rumored to be communist propaganda.

Racist propaganda.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Smurfs are way more commie. Garfield was just the writer depicting himself as sad lonely man that projects an imaginary personality on his pet because he is a lonely cartoonist.

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
If you give a mouse a cookie was libertarian propaganda.

p.s. them smurfs gonna get bit in the rear end.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Schtroumpfs?

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!

shiksa posted:

good lord jon was a retard

Jon Lord on the other hand was a legend. Rock on you crazy hippie.

Dicky Longcocking
Jan 2, 2015

shiksa posted:

where did he get all that llasagna anyway

surely jon would have noticed all that lasagna he cooked disappearing without a trace

good lord jon was a retard

he made plenty of lasagna money from Garfield merchandise

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

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Fluo
May 25, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUUNslMcGh8

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