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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:im the gay dad of a gay son, and the gay son of a gay dad. 3 generations of gay this had to have happened
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Aesop Poprock posted:this had to have happened it is called LITERATURE you gently caress
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Jun 1, 2015 20:31
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Kid - "Mom, I don't know why I really need to announce this, but I've been getting a weird vibe from you the last several years...." Mom - *gasp* "Yes, son? What is it?" Kid - "Well, it should be obvious, but..... I'm straight." Mom - *throws up in mouth* "Whah..... WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Kid - "I'm straight mom. I mean, so are most people. I don't even know why I have to tell you this, I..." Mom - "I HAVE NO SON!! GET OUT OF HERE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" Kid - "Why, I would think most parents want their child to be straight. I mean, I like girls, obviously." Mom - "OH, FINE! JUST RUB MY FACE IN IT WHILE YOUR AT IT! GET OUT, GO SEE YOUR GIRLS. You disgust me."
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Jun 2, 2015 02:01
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Hello! (everyone's dead)
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Jun 2, 2015 02:02
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"Welcome home, son! We put plastic sheets on the bed. Just makes it easier to hose them down, you know?"
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Jun 2, 2015 02:08
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Dad: *shrug* Could be worse. Your sister brought home a spook.
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Jun 2, 2015 02:08
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"So does he gently caress you in the rear end or do you gently caress him in the rear end?" "GRANDPA!"
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Jun 2, 2015 02:25
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*you are coming home from a private arts school* dad: Hello gay son.
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Jun 2, 2015 04:29
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*checks Grindr, is so glad not to actually live here anymore* *checks twenty minutes later, 44 messages*
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Jun 2, 2015 07:19
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I'm just curious Ethel is he the boy or the girl in the relationship
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Jun 2, 2015 07:21
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Matinee posted:*checks Grindr, is so glad not to actually live here anymore* what the heck dad
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Jun 2, 2015 07:34
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numberoneposter posted:
sorry dad *sucks everyone off* it's a time of giving and sharing god bless
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Jun 2, 2015 16:07
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*pulls into driveway blaring Taylor Swift in a yellow Volkswagen Bug* *sees dad angrily staring out window* *gets out of car* MAN IS MY JAW TIRED FROM GOING DOWN ON ALL THE WOMEN IN COLLEGE *logs onto Chatterbate at night*
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Jun 2, 2015 16:19
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*tries to peacefully eat dinner while grandpa grinds teeth staring at me across the table, and mom gives me a  look*Mom: Frank, can you pass the - Frank: THIS IS YOUR DOING, MARY, YOU DIDN'T PUNISH HIM ENOUGH AS A CHILD AND NOW HE'S BROUGHT SIN INTO THIS HOUSE
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Jun 2, 2015 17:41
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"Mom, dad, I found Jesus in college" "That's great son. When did..." *suddenly a fat Mexican man walks in, wearing a mesh shirt and pierced nipples* "¡BUENOTH DIOTH! *giggles*"
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Jun 2, 2015 20:51
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Panfilo posted:"Mom, dad, I found Jesus in college" that fat mexican is none other than kevin "paul blart" james
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Jun 2, 2015 20:54
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your 15 year old sister smiles broadly the entire day, hangs around you and your boyfriend the entire time, posting selfies of you three every 5 minutes on tumblr as you go to bed and pass her room you hear her gleefully muttering: "my very own gay brother..."
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Jun 2, 2015 21:41
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Code Jockey posted:that fat mexican is none other than kevin "paul blart" james Gordo Blart
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Jun 2, 2015 21:42
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Aesop Poprock posted:Gordo Blart mods
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Jun 2, 2015 21:45
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the premise seems goofy wouldnt you call them first? just call first and explain
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Jun 2, 2015 22:10
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Code Jockey posted:*sighs* yes lance I know we could've done Miami with your mother and her wife and their trans dogs but we're here to see my sister, just deal with it
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Jun 4, 2015 00:08
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son gay. so what
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Brimruk posted:son gay. so what lmao where do you people come up with this stuff
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