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Tired of all these drat snakes? Cut a mans face off and wear it, like a hat! (REDRUM)
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if you look at your nails and this causes you to salivate, it means that it's time to shorten them. preferably after the nail has properly hardened, bite through the dry portion of the nail from one side to another. take care not to bite the soft, fresh area of the nail in order to avoid causing damage. use the excess saliva produced during the process to moisten your tongue for cleaning the undersides of your nails, as well as to hold your toes in place. if you so wish, you can bite the nail clipping down to small chunks and swallow them to conserve protein. this exercise will also train your jaw muscles and the roots of your teeth for future usage recommended for ages 6 and up - est. time: approx. 15 min. - difficulty: beginner quakster fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jun 2, 2015 |
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Jun 2, 2015 20:17
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Any lips can be dick-sucking lips. No injections or anything needed. Just go to town sucking dick!
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Jun 3, 2015 22:32
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when im real sick i just spend days in bed works p good OP
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Jun 3, 2015 22:39
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zimboe posted:You can wear your underwear twice as long if you turn it inside-out. im a couple pages late but i just wanna add to this one that if you stop caring about the skidmarks you could just wear the underwear forever life status: hacked now excuse me while i go chip last months underpants off my nethers its about time for a fresh pair
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Jun 3, 2015 22:40
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re: underwear, my uncle always used to say that underwear's good for four days. just wear em back to front on the second & then repeat, but inside out on days 3+4 wisdom for the ages
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Jun 3, 2015 22:44
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Snapchat A Titty posted:re: underwear, my uncle always used to say that underwear's good for four days. just wear em back to front on the second & then repeat, but inside out on days 3+4 thats weird i get way more than 4 days out of mine and i dont even flip them around
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Jun 3, 2015 22:45
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:thats weird i get way more than 4 days out of mine and i dont even flip them around the fauna in your underpants stabilizes after a couple of day and begins to clean itself through natural processes. if you are fine with the smell at this stage it's not going to get any worse.
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Jun 3, 2015 23:28
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waitwhatno posted:it's not going to get any worse. clearly youve never eaten a dozen doritos tacos from taco bell
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Jun 3, 2015 23:30
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