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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




"Hmm yes this makes a lot of sense *quotes some nonsense from the black science man and bill Nye* Heaven and talking animals and Noahs Ark thats all bullshit though" ~ Atheists


lol smdh

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

please don't talk about my dad's cum.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's very triggering for my mom.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
edgy

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Sex Cauldron!?

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

it's closed down

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
That's a good point.

If we evolved from our parents, why are there still cum?

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



actually the egg you came from was around longer than the sperm

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

who do they think they are?

and where did they get that car?

-Matthew 15:12

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

check & mate

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
we probably just spontaneously popped into existence but dont have any memory of this or some weird time travel poo poo or something

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
daddy's cum didnt make me it was god's cum :smug:

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Zartosht posted:

actually the egg you came from was around longer than the sperm

If people evolved from eggs, why are there still chickens?

Suck my bible, science.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

dad cum. so hot.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
With all those phalluses you would think Evolution Man would attract tons of mates and make more evolution men with wanton phalluses

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
were any of you personally around for any of that greek or roman poo poo maybe all those spears and togas were put under the soil by god or aliens to deceive us

also the world was in black and white in the 20s until someone came up with the concept of colour then it spread like wildfire and everyone forgot they made a movie about this called pleasantville you should watch it if you want the REAL history THEY dont want you to know about

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
If adults come from children then why is peter pan?

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
OPs mom should have swallowed instead of snowballing into OP dad's mouth and then having him vomit it into her gaping load-taker

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
If I wasn't made from Cum, why am I covered in it then?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jx_7kkuJfI

just admit it atheists u just got owned

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm still dad's cum from his dick

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