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gannyGrabber posted:Not wiping your rear end increases costs when you lose your job for being a stink rear end lmbo @ having a "job"
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if you are in prison convince your pen pal to put money on your books and throw footballs containing contraband over the fence
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Jun 5, 2015 05:35
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tomstuart posted:visit an abaondned shack in the creole swamps and drink the contents of every small vial you find, after you have woken up from your 1000 year coma give speeches on what it was like to live in the past for some extra spending money pretty pro tier post right there
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Jun 5, 2015 05:46
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PROTIP when gathering wild berries and mushrooms: Moss always grows on the north side of the tree. Make sure that when you finally succumb to that single intensely toxic berry you 'tried' seven minutes ago, you collapse on the NORTH side of the tree so in 100 years, some dude will come by and go, "fuckin cool, that skull is like, totally mossy and poo poo"
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Jun 5, 2015 05:53
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Jonny 290 posted:PROTIP when gathering wild berries and mushrooms: Moss always grows on the north side of the tree. Make sure that when you finally succumb to that single intensely toxic berry you 'tried' seven minutes ago, you collapse on the NORTH side of the tree so in 100 years, some dude will come by and go, "fuckin cool, that skull is like, totally mossy and poo poo" This will definitely save you $$$
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Jun 5, 2015 07:03
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Spend less money than you earn
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Sokrateez posted:Spend less money than you earn 
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Jun 5, 2015 17:25
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Buy things with no barcodes on them. If the cashier can't scan it, it's free, right? Be sure to tell the cashier that every time they try to scan an item with no barcode.
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Jun 5, 2015 18:45
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fridge empty? nothing to eat? go outside to a place that has grass. collect grass. eat grass. this one weird trick is already being used by people with goats TO MAKE MONEY - you can at least get a free dinner.
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Jun 5, 2015 20:55
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go on tinder and get some chump to buy you dinner
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Jun 5, 2015 21:04
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Put all you got in hi-yield savings. Drink antifreeze. Fall into coma. Wake up blind in the awesome FUTURE with all that sweet sweet interest. Yeah, that's millions. With an "m".
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Jun 5, 2015 21:57
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Cry Havoc posted:go on tinder and get some chump to buy you dinner I've known a few women who do this, turns out it stops working as well when u get older lol
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Jun 5, 2015 22:03
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put 93 cents in the bank and start delivering pizzas in the tech district
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Jun 5, 2015 22:13
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manufacture your own drugs
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Jun 5, 2015 22:21
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Why buy when you can rent? Head over to rentacenter where you can get an Xbox One with one controller for only $29.99 a week for 52 weeks!
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Jun 5, 2015 22:25
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guidoanselmi posted:fridge empty? nothing to eat? Dandelion leaves and crabgrass seeds are both edible, Europeans brought them to the Americas knowing they'd for sure have at least some hearty and edible plants in the new world. Another fun fact, they both taste like rear end!
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