If you could have sex with any gender, which would it be?

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Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

I choose you :love:

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Seaniqua posted:

I choose you

I'd choose me as well. :wink:

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Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

psyduck, i choose you!

:psyduck:

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HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE: Mar 31, 2010

which one has the vagina?

# ? Jun 4, 2015 05:49

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

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Gordong Dongbay: Oct 18, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I'm partial to females my self and not one that previously had dicks attached to their pelvis.

# ? Jun 4, 2015 06:00

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

I'll admit to liking the cock

# ? Jun 4, 2015 06:38

Verily I Shat: May 24, 2015; by Smythe

Boob

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what do you got?

# ? Jun 4, 2015 06:40

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Is Megan Fox a gender?

# ? Jun 4, 2015 06:42

Emerson Cod: Apr 14, 2004; by Pragmatica

I would have sex with a female human.

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In a pinch, I might gently caress a dude. Straits would need to be quite dire, though. Like, no pussy for a radius of at least 50 miles.

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Also, we would have to agree that it was just for sexual satisfaction going into it.

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I don't envision this in society as it is right now, maybe in a post apocalyptic scenario. We may even strike up a mutual protection deal - like blood brothers except with semen.

EDIT: That would make a good title for the Fallout 4 thread.

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Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

I'd gently caress a porpoise.

# ? Jun 4, 2015 06:48

Verily I Shat: May 24, 2015; by Smythe

Centripetal Horse posted:

Is Megan Fox a gender?

Transformer i think

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Meowbot: Oct 12, 2005; I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

there are on ly 2 genders but female is the right answer.

some dude asked me if I would gently caress him on craigslist and i was like im not gay and he said ur not gay if you have sex ONE time with a guy

true? i wouldnt dream of it in a million years just askin' wut u all think,.

# ? Jun 4, 2015 08:04

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Meowbot posted:

there are on ly 2 genders but female is the right answer.

some dude asked me if I would gently caress him on craigslist and i was like im not gay and he said ur not gay if you have sex ONE time with a guy

true? i wouldnt dream of it in a million years just askin' wut u all think,.

Yes this is true. Go ahead and gently caress him.

# ? Jun 4, 2015 08:16

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

Definitely that hermaphrodite gender on Sidonia no kishi.

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lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

a pretty ladie

# ? Jun 4, 2015 09:14

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

Unless you are a lady you shouldn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWE_M0CX9So :nws:

# ? Jun 4, 2015 09:20

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Meowbot posted:

he said ur not gay if you have sex ONE time with a guy

d. pends on what you do. but a good rule is that its not gay to rub cocks with a bro. its just two dudes feelin good and making each other feel good too. gets a little gayer if theres more dudes doing it a once. one time i was frottin with two other dudes and they started making out. felt a little gay then but i didnt participate in that. they tried to make it a threeway makeout and i was lost in the moment and made out a little then i was like nah bro then shot a massive load. best i had for a long time actually. then we laid around for a bit. was p cool and not gay.

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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Turns out that I can have sex with EVERY gender.

I HAVE THE POWER. <shout out to my man Ralp

# ? Jun 4, 2015 09:29

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

whats the gender with the penus

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Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

People can't have sex, silly.

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clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

Girls

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bawk: Mar 31, 2013

I would like to gently caress a misgender, op

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quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

lgbtpotus

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the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

both

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

peanut

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MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

the gender with a tight warm hole and lowered inhibitions

# ? Jun 4, 2015 12:35

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

What's a gender?

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FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Bender

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Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Mad Monk posted:

Bender

gently caress my shiny metal rear end

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

is goku a gender

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ExtraCheese: Apr 16, 2014

I'd like to gently caress a stargender, just so I know what it is.

# ? Jun 4, 2015 14:15

texting my ex: Nov 15, 2008; I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

id pick woman

im not loving gay lol

# ? Jun 4, 2015 14:29

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Since there are now thousands of officially legitimate genders, it's almost impossible to choose.
If forced, I'd have to go with that sexy decommissioned train down at the rail yard (engine, not caboose obviously).

# ? Jun 4, 2015 15:01