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solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
im so retarded i spent 5 minutes looking for my glasses before realizing they were on my face

im so retarded while cleaning the bowl for my bong i dropped it into the toilet and now there is a huge glass shard waffling beneath my gaping rear end in a top hat

im so retarded i post in gbs

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
im so retarded i made this thread

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
My retardation is fathomless. It is a chink in the armor of the universe. A grandfather will pat his knee as an invitation to his grandkids to sit and hear about the impossibly dumb poo poo I do daily, and they will laugh and think him senile. But he won't be senile; he'll be retarded, because he'll me, leaning back in his rocking chair and sticking his hand in the fireplace because he doesn't know any better. My dog is typing this.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i'm just a moderately intelligent ape trying to make it in the high stakes world of something awful dot com forums posting

Reer
Sep 27, 2007

by Ralp
im a woman

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


v

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i post in gbs for no reason. i don't even like reading gbs i just post here retardedly like a moron

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
not retarded enough to reply to this thread op

dk2m
May 6, 2009
pls refrain from using swears, op. its offensive to actual retards, like myself

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i paid money to register for a forum, and then more money for basic forum functionality.

SSH IT ZOMBIE
Apr 19, 2003
No more blinkies! Yay!
College Slice
Serioustalk: The word retarded is becoming almost as bad as other racial slurs in recent years. Pretty soon everyone will have to staple their face shut as to not offend anyone.

doo doo guy
Jan 2, 2008

I have crippling down syndrome

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

SSH IT ZOMBIE posted:

Serioustalk: The word retarded is becoming almost as bad as other racial slurs in recent years. Pretty soon everyone will have to staple their face shut as to not offend anyone.

the only way is through retard revolution. we have to take BACK this word

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

SSH IT ZOMBIE posted:

Serioustalk: The word retarded is becoming almost as bad as other racial slurs in recent years. Pretty soon everyone will have to staple their face shut as to not offend anyone.

there is a stigma attached but saying that someone with downs is developmentally retarded is just a statement of fact. likewise, someone with social skills which are undeveloped for their age is socially retarded. but no, gotta couch everything in euphemisms.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

Serious Frolicking posted:

there is a stigma attached but saying that someone with downs is developmentally retarded is just a statement of fact. likewise, someone with social skills which are undeveloped for their age is socially retarded. but no, gotta couch everything in euphemisms.

i dont think you quite get the theme of this thread

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

solo humping pro posted:

i dont think you quite get the theme of this thread

i think an argument that people should use the word retarded freely while ignoring the commonly understood meaning fits pretty well. words change in meaning over time, and when the dictionary definition of a word is no longer what people use it for then it is only useful for pedantry. i think i need to go to sleep.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
I made this website

DA PANET EARF
Jun 14, 2011

i'm making a let's play of daikatana

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

DA PANET EARF posted:

i'm making a let's play of daikatana

same

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
im so retarded i quit a stable well paying job to go to college for a bullshit degree

im so retarded i gave up a very nice cheap apartament to live in a college dorm

lmao

Handuar
Jun 30, 2007

GET IN THE DAMN CRAZY-BUS ARTHUR!

DA PANET EARF posted:

i'm making a let's play of daikatana

and I'm "helping"

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods
Yes

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord


Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 85 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 108 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits

So, I'm like half retarded.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

Dza posted:



Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 85 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 108 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits

So, I'm like half retarded.

id like to be the first to say congratulations

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lol how can you post that and not a link so we can also take the very accurate tism test

DA PANET EARF
Jun 14, 2011

Zombies' Downfall posted:

lol how can you post that and not a link so we can also take the very accurate tism test

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods

Dza posted:



Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 85 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 108 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits

So, I'm like half retarded.

Actually ur a full retard for posting this. Goddamn

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Zombies' Downfall posted:

lol how can you post that and not a link so we can also take the very accurate tism test
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
Get ready for such super normal person questions as: "Do you feel an urge to peel flakes off yourself and / or others?"

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
might as well just ask me if im autistic straight up and save yoursefl the other 127 questions

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I love how it goes from poo poo like "do you enjoy when people drop by uninvited or unexpectedly?" to "do you enjoy spinning in circles?"

also wtf do autistic people have deformed hair or something

EDIT: welp guess i'm going to the normie gulag

Baku fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Jun 4, 2015

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
I took that quiz and apparently I'm not retarded just weird

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Tardcore posted:

I took that quiz and apparently I'm not retarded just weird
Well, you finished all 3500 questions, so you must be at least a bit retarded.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Dza posted:

Well, you finished all 3500 questions, so you must be at least a bit retarded.

well yea, i post on gbs after all

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

doo doo guy posted:

I have crippling down syndrome

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
sometimes when im chewing gum it falls out of my mouth. my jaw just randomly opens and it falls out like there was a short circuit and my face forgot how to chew for a brief moment. this only happens with gum not other food and its pretty rare but funny and embarrassing every time.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Dza posted:



Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 85 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 108 of 200
You seem to have both neurodiverse and neurotypical traits

So, I'm like half retarded.

my graph was shaped like a bean

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