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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ranch cheese some nasty loving poo poo, last thing I think of on a ranch is a bunch of gunky white poo poo oozing out the corner of pizza boxes and gay mens rear end in a top hat some human being poo poo. Ranch dressing queer, anything white and liquid and goopy immediately gay as gently caress and homofaggot poo poo, its why I dont use ELMERS glue or marshmallow fluff

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
you win sex against a man, there's nothing straighter than that

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

In the bible it says that if u eat Ranch Dressing that you have consuemd a condiment which is worth -1 Holy Points which add up like a powerball or something you throw all the points together and you go to heaven but there are some things you can't do that you must subtract, like rear end loving or calling your boss a stupid microcephalic human being.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
also i hear them chinese are tall now, they call them yao mings

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

U slanging that ranch but it aint for God. Motherfucking devil worshipper.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

American chocolate, or at least Hershey's, tastes like vomit because they literally put some chemical that gives vomit it's taste in it to save money on cocoa beans or some poo poo.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

The Goatfather posted:

american cheese
pork rinds
chitterlings
slim jims
wendys chilli
hawaiian pizza

you forgot pancakes in a cheez whiz dispenser

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
Cuck dressing

Dicky Longcocking
Jan 2, 2015
No its cheez wiz and/or twinkies

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

The Goatfather posted:

american cheese - b grade cheese that falls on the floor from real cheese factories
pork rinds - meh
chitterlings - never heard of
slim jims - not good
wendys chilli - never had
hawaiian pizza - pretty good

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
Ranch flavor is mostly onion power and other basic spices. You can make ranch-flavored stuff that's not thickened with mayo and soybean oil at home!

Helpful hint on storing onion powder (and garlic powder): keep it in the freezer. That prevents it from turning into a solid lump of concrete.

huskarl_marx posted:

for real tho a turkish pizza covered in fresh lettuce and shwarma sauce is really loving good


I should get a pizza stone so I can make some loving Lahmajun.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

FreudianSlippers posted:

American chocolate, or at least Hershey's, tastes like vomit because they literally put some chemical that gives vomit it's taste in it to save money on cocoa beans or some poo poo.

I actually prefer the taste of this to regular milk chocolate which is too sweet imo

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Hawaiian pizza is better than ranch, but not by much.

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
Hawaiin pizza dipped in ranch

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

MOOBS! posted:

like dipping it or spreading a thin layer or what? ranch on a sandwich sounds like a recipe for sticky stinky fingers

So just wash them afterwards you filthy swine

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
midwestern cuisine: take a bunch of random prepackaged junk foods and then bind it all together with ranch or miracle whip

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers_salad

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i love how such a huge continent can be so homologous in culture

im a canadian and we love cool ranch

flirty dental hygienist
Jul 24, 2007

All aboard the knuckle train to FIST PLANET!!
Thread peaked on page 1 tbh

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Afro posted:

Hawaiin pizza dipped in ranch

NOPE

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



WanderingMinstrel I posted:

you forgot pancakes in a cheez whiz dispenser

things that dont belong in cans, and things that shouldnt have cheese in them are a whole nother :can:

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Ranch is disgusting. End of Story.

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