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I'm going greyhound racing in 30 minutes, I've never been before and suck at gambling. It's also a work party. How do I win big? Can I read greyhound form by eye? Will I become a dog whisperer?
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Jun 5, 2015 17:36
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You should have posted this thread after your experience, so you won't have to feel awful for attending during the races. On the plus side, greyhound rescues are a thing and they are baller dogs.
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Jun 5, 2015 17:40
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drink and shout a lot the rest will come
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Jun 5, 2015 17:44
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this is bullshit how come we are allowed to race them but we arent allowed to fight them thanks a lot fuggin PC police
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Jun 5, 2015 17:46
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ive been down the dogs before in essex one time and let me tell you this the trick is to watch what dog shits itself before the race and stick a monkey on it, think about it lighter dog equals quicker dog
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Jun 5, 2015 17:51
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:ive been down the dogs before in essex one time and let me tell you this the trick is to watch what dog shits itself before the race and stick a monkey on it, think about it lighter dog equals quicker dog yeah but be careful when you do that, looking for making GBS threads dogs is the race tracks equivalent of counting cards...
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Jun 5, 2015 17:54
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My tip would be to completely ignore all the bizarre coded poo poo which gives you information about each dog. Literally noone on earth understands it, you may as well just try and read the necronomicon it'd probably be easier.
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Jun 5, 2015 18:05
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never been to a dog track then again im not a gambling addicted human being
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Jun 5, 2015 18:06
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I have a greyhound and they are real weird. She stares at me while I'm on the computer and it's creepy as gently caress. I'm pretty sure if someone killed me, she would sit there and stare at my corpse until she died as well. Good dog.
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Jun 5, 2015 18:07
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I'm the best, pick me!
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Jun 5, 2015 18:45
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I hope you have a flat cap and one of those jackets Del Boy wears. Also say random phrases in a cockney accent to fit in.
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Jun 5, 2015 19:18
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thought this thread was going to be about bus racing, voted 2
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Jun 5, 2015 19:33
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the great deceiver posted:thought this thread was going to be about bus racing, voted 2
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Jun 5, 2015 20:01
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If your dog loses, do you get to take it home with you?
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Jun 5, 2015 20:04
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you were warned posted:If your dog loses, do you get to take it home with you? It is usually fed to the winning dog
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Jun 5, 2015 20:39
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Heeeereeee comes Sparky! I always thought it unfair that when a dog actually catches the mechanical rabbit lure during a race, they aren't crowned automatic Winner Of Greyhounding and instead are painfully shocked to death. What more do you want the fuckin dog to do, ya know?
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Jun 5, 2015 20:57
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dethkon posted:Heeeereeee comes Sparky! blood for the blood god
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Jun 5, 2015 21:01
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They should really jazz up the sport. Attach the dogs to gliders, fire them out of cannons, and have them chase a rabbit-quadrocopter through the countryside.
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