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Come to think of it, I've seen four movies from this guy, and I don't even know why. Postal and Dungeon Siege (Ray Liotta cocaine wizard) are watchable, Bloodrayne is boring poo poo iirc.
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Xenomrph posted:Fun fact: Kano's backstory in the first Mortal Kombat was that he was Japanese-American, and then the developers retroactively made him Australian specifically because of that guy's performance in the movie. Even funnier, the actor who played him wasn't actually Australian. He was an Englishman who pretended to be Australian.
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Holy poo poo. That video is amazing.
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His Youtube channel is more entertaining than his movies, should have made a kickstarter to produce more restaurant reviews.
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Wow he literally put frames from house of the dead into the movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kh5X5CJAOU
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hemale in pain posted:dungeon siege really is boring as gently caress. there's like a directors cut version which is 2+ hours and it's just awful. The strange thing there is that there were two Direct-to-Syfy sequels to that movie, but neither of them seem to have anything to do with the first movie or each other, based on their wikipedia entries. OMGVBFLOL posted:owee bowl is my favorite celebrity and his insane rants are hilarious I liked the part where the guy had a flashback, in fast-forward, of the scene that had literally just happened raditts fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jun 9, 2015 |
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ZombieParts posted:I saw Bloodrayne at the theater and it wasn't baffling. It was boring. You'll find Jason Statham does give fucks when it comes to a paycheck. Supposedly, the reason the Transporter movies got rebooted was because the producers wanted to pay him less for a three movie deal than what he got from one of his recent films.
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Jun 9, 2015 16:48
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Five pages and nobody has compared Uwe Boll to Derek Smart. Uwe Boll is the Derek Smart of film making. If we insult Derek Smart enough and link him the insults, he might still get mad enough to  and flame goons like it's 2003.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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I bought Alone in the Dark. Its a good movie to watch when drinking heavily.
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Jun 9, 2015 17:36
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requesting a name change to retard forest wizard tia
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Alan Smithee posted:in that second video he was bitching about his darfur movie being better than Clooney's he wanted to "help the genocide"
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Jun 9, 2015 19:35
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what's the uwe boll holocaust movie called again
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blowfish posted:what's the uwe boll holocaust movie called again 
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A couple of his movies are pretty funny, most of them are super boring, but I can't hate him because he's the only guy giving Michael Pare work.
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unpacked robinhood posted:I personally don't hate him or anything, but yeah he was the pro tier troll financed by the german taxpayer and now he's yelling on youtube. rampage 3 will be uwe boll's take on jay and silent bob strike back's internet comment plotline except there will be more executions
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Jun 9, 2015 20:14
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how is she firing those guns despite not having her hands anywhere near the clearly visible triggers?
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Jun 9, 2015 20:40
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Ryoshi posted:how is she firing those guns despite not having her hands anywhere near the clearly visible triggers? folds
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Ryoshi posted:how is she firing those guns despite not having her hands anywhere near the clearly visible triggers? hmmm yes... that is what is wrong with this image
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:hmmm yes... that is what is wrong with this image Goddamn, I just realized that Uwe Boll is Hitler on that DVD cover. Poor, poor Michael Pare. You were awesome as Eddie and Tom Cody.
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Demonachizer posted:Just want to say how great he is again. He should just keep making rant youtube videos. He does seem to have found his métier
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Jun 9, 2015 22:25
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I want Werner Herzog to make a documentary about Uwe Boll making a movie
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Jun 9, 2015 23:37
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Rampage 3: No Mercy more like No Funding
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HASSENPFEFFER FARFEGNÜGAN
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midnightclimax posted:Come to think of it, I've seen four movies from this guy, and I don't even know why. Postal and Dungeon Siege (Ray Liotta cocaine wizard) are watchable, Bloodrayne is boring poo poo iirc. Postal was way way way better than its 8% on Rotten Tomatoes suggests. Like, it wasn't amazing, but 8% implies it's totally unwatchable.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY
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Grem posted:He whooped Lowtax's rear end. Remember that guys? I always felt his films were pretty bad, but then when he was able to beat up an internet nerd, that pretty much proved that they were actually good.
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bitcoin bastard posted:rampage 3 will be uwe boll's take on jay and silent bob strike back's internet comment plotline I would go see this movie in theaters. A 70-year-old man shows up at your door with boxing gloves. "Excuse me, do you post online as 'xWeedLord BonerHitler 420x'"? "Uh, yeah." "Did you claim that Bloodrayne managed to make staring at Kristanna Loken's tits boring?" "Yeah, so what?" *left hook*
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