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every phone was a samsung. in case you guys were wondering. Also Jimmy Fallon was in it.Modest Mao posted:I think the thing I hate most about this movie is that every single carnivorous dinosaur is basically a video game enemy and will seek humans across the island, follow humans endlessly, put themselves into mortal danger to hurt humans, and not run away when injured or whatever yeah, like when the Pterosaurs were released - they instantly bee-lined it for human flesh miles across the island like murder machines.
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The Bananana posted:Same thing happened at my theater. It's like, no one cares, idiots, shut up! Yah, gently caress people that like things! 
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Jun 15, 2015 03:17
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Modest Mao posted:also, a car that's been sitting around forever being able to run by putting in some expired fuel and a battery off the shelf, ok I thought the teenage hero/idiot ultimately took the battery and gasoline from the very recently wrecked car outside the old Jurassic Park building, and used those to start the old Jeep. Yeah, that was a dumb scene, but whatever. I can forgive a whole lot of bullshit and product placement, but I'd be pissed if I paid for an IMAX ticket and they didn't go tear-assing around the old Jurassic loving Park in an original JP Jeep.
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Jun 15, 2015 18:43
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Young Freud posted:I don't know why the Jurassic movies can get away with humans being chewed up or dismembered by dinosaurs, but we don't see dinosaurs getting torn apart by heavy machine guns or autocannons. Goddamnit, I want to see dinosaurs getting mowed down by guns. The biggest cheat of all is that in the loving original book Muldoon is literally running around the park with a rocket launcher blowing raptors to bits. He also kills the Baby Rex I think. Granted, his death in JP gave us one of the best dying lines in history, but we could have had dinosaurs getting blown up by rockets.
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JetsGuy posted:The biggest cheat of all is that in the loving original book Muldoon is literally running around the park with a rocket launcher blowing raptors to bits. He also kills the Baby Rex I think. Granted, his death in JP gave us one of the best dying lines in history, but we could have had dinosaurs getting blown up by rockets. They did blow one raptor up with a rocket in JW but then all four raptors showed up later in the movie which was confusing.
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Jun 15, 2015 22:04
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JetsGuy posted:The biggest cheat of all is that in the loving original book Muldoon is literally running around the park with a rocket launcher blowing raptors to bits. He also kills the Baby Rex I think. Granted, his death in JP gave us one of the best dying lines in history, but we could have had dinosaurs getting blown up by rockets. It wasn't just Muldoon. The lawyer is running around helping him, firing off rocket launchers as well. Then the Costa Rican army (!?) kills the T-Rex with an Apache. There's so much great stuff that should have been in there.
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Jun 15, 2015 22:46
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Modest Mao is highlighting some very funny incidences in the movie that sound like lazy writing. Are they all true? Please post more stupid poo poo. Any practical effects dinosaurs, or all cgi?
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Jun 15, 2015 23:17
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Toadvine posted:Modest Mao is highlighting some very funny incidences in the movie that sound like lazy writing. Are they all true? Please post more stupid poo poo.
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Jun 16, 2015 00:11
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Lmao they put Jimmy Fallin in a movie and a billion people watched it.
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Jun 16, 2015 02:06
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dog buttz posted:They did blow one raptor up with a rocket in JW but then all four raptors showed up later in the movie which was confusing. it was definitely confusing, it wasn't all four, i am sorry you were confused by a literal childrens movie
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Jun 16, 2015 02:07
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dog buttz posted:They did blow one raptor up with a rocket in JW but then all four raptors showed up later in the movie which was confusing. The 4th raptor was the I Rex there were 4 normal then one belw up so now theres three normal and I Rex and I Rex killed two so then there were the two raptors (the raptor and the I Rex) and the two rexes (the Rex and the I Rex) and also Lizard Jaws
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Jun 16, 2015 02:36
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Lmao they put Jimmy Fallin in a movie and a billion people watched it. odds are one of them laughed congrats jimbo it finally happened
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Jun 16, 2015 05:51
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Lmao they put Jimmy Fallin in a movie and a billion people watched it. maybe they hoped he would get eaten by Trex while sitting on toilet?
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Jun 16, 2015 05:52
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Young Freud posted:It wasn't just Muldoon. The lawyer is running around helping him, firing off rocket launchers as well. costa rica has no army
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Cry Havoc posted:costa rica has no army  I'm pretty sure that Michael Crichton thought every country has to have a standing military, so Costa Rica should have one as well. Nevermind that it specifically doesn't have one in it's constitution because of the tendency for said standing army to overthrow the civilian government.
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My favorite part of the movie was: "Want to see something really cool?" *cut to the new 2016 Mercedes Benz, available at a dealer near you*
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Jun 21, 2015 22:43
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CRINDY posted:My favorite part of the movie was: "Want to see something really cool?" *cut to the new 2016 Mercedes Benz, available at a dealer near you* Want to drink a margarita at margaritaville and use my samsung galaxy note at the samsung center then drive my mercedes benz to starbucks Also i think there was a t-rex for a few seconds there at the end
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Want to drink a margarita at margaritaville and use my samsung galaxy note at the samsung center then drive my mercedes benz to starbucks the best in-movie placement ad was for dream redhead wife.
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