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Dang. if you weren't my sisters kid right now I'd be all over you
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hey kiddos let's play boardgames for like 5 hours -me irl
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Jun 11, 2015 14:20
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any tips on how to not be the drunk creepy uncle?
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Jun 11, 2015 14:32
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jarofpiss posted:any tips on how to not be the drunk creepy uncle? only go to family reunions for your family
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Jun 11, 2015 14:34
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jarofpiss posted:any tips on how to not be the drunk creepy uncle? probably stop drinking, but f that
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Jun 11, 2015 14:35
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carrion kit posted:your kid was hungry so i fed him some canned tangerines and oyster crackers wait what do kids even eat? i never knew being an uncle was so hard.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:36
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Withnail posted:probably stop drinking, but f that ive been dabbling in sobriety lately but i don't see it working with all the pressure of being a good uncle on me
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Jun 11, 2015 14:37
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Horniest Manticore posted:*gives 16 year old niece a victoria's secret gift card for christmas* My 14 year old cousin actually got thongs for Christmas from my uncle one year. My aunt divorced him about a year later because he was weird.
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Jun 11, 2015 14:38
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*breathing heavily* I've actually started moderating an online forum recently
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Jun 11, 2015 14:46
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gently caress I just realised I'm the drunk uncle inreal life. I'm pretty sure I'm a cool uncle though, I let my nieces watch horror movies and play with pellet guns when they visit. That aint creepy is it? so what if I have a beer or six everyone is havng fun.
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Jun 11, 2015 15:00
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RadioactiveKid posted:gently caress I just realised I'm the drunk uncle inreal life. I'm pretty sure I'm a cool uncle though, I let my nieces watch horror movies and play with pellet guns when they visit. That aint creepy is it? so what if I have a beer or six everyone is havng fun. frankly, you sound like a sex offender
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Jun 11, 2015 15:40
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*takes a whisky shot* Don' gota law szshcool kidsch *passes out*
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Jun 11, 2015 15:50
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BigBoss posted:My 14 year old cousin actually got thongs for Christmas from my uncle one year. My aunt divorced him about a year later because he was weird. I've bought thongs for my Dad before, always handy to have spares at that time of year. spleen merchant fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Jun 11, 2015 |
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Jun 11, 2015 16:10
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any male in the company of a woman younger than 21 years of age is automatically a sex offender unless they are that woman's father or brother sorry that's how it works
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Jun 11, 2015 16:14
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*stands around perimeter of family gatherings looking at porn on his phone and makes no attempts to hid his arousal*
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Jun 11, 2015 16:17
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BigBoss posted:My 14 year old cousin actually got thongs for Christmas from my uncle one year. My aunt divorced him about a year later because he was weird. was she hot tho?
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Jun 11, 2015 16:35
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I want to be a drunk uncle someday Drunkle
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Jun 11, 2015 16:58
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future weird uncle crew checkin in
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Jun 11, 2015 18:00
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I buy my nieces educational books in areas they are interested in (chemistry books, metalworking, etc) and ask their parents what sorts of toys they would like for christmas and birthdays, then buy them those because while I love my nieces I do not see them very often so the suggestions are very helpful. I am very supportive and cheer loudly at graduations and such, but not in a way that is disruptive or embarrassing.
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Jun 11, 2015 18:08
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sugar free jazz posted:I buy my nieces educational books in areas they are interested in (chemistry books, metalworking, etc) and ask their parents what sorts of toys they would like for christmas and birthdays, then buy them those because while I love my nieces I do not see them very often so the suggestions are very helpful. I am very supportive and cheer loudly at graduations and such, but not in a way that is disruptive or embarrassing. But you gently caress them, right?
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Jun 11, 2015 19:14
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someusername posted:But you gently caress them, right? ugh god no they're going to college now
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Jun 11, 2015 19:16
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someusername posted:But you gently caress them, right? Oh my god no what is wrong with you
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Jun 11, 2015 19:20
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he is being a creepy uncle
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Jun 11, 2015 19:29
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Flo Cytometer posted:ugh god no they're going to college now Please leave and go buy an account at decenthumanbeings dot com. Here you go. 
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Jun 11, 2015 19:31
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"I know where a bomb is!" -My uncle in the back of a taxi cab. The driver called the cops and my uncle was thrown in jail for about a month for making bomb threats and the taxi driver got paid 500 dollars. True story at that.
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Jun 11, 2015 19:35
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*shows up naked high on booze and oxycontin*
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Jun 11, 2015 19:41
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Frijolero posted:hey kiddos let's play boardgames for like 5 hours nobody plays boardgames unless they're old as gently caress let them play their 3ds and watch pewdiepie on their ipads if you actually want them to have fun
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Jun 11, 2015 19:41
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Robo Reagan posted:nobody plays boardgames unless they're old as gently caress let them play their 3ds and watch pewdiepie on their ipads if you actually want them to have fun Grownups play board games! In rehab, prison, and the mental hospital. Also see: Dominoes and Spades, if you're a spade.
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Jun 11, 2015 20:45
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EorayMel posted:"I know where a bomb is!" -My uncle in the back of a taxi cab. Why wouldn't he just deny like a mofo
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Jun 11, 2015 20:53
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unlimited shrimp posted:*shows up naked high on booze and oxycontin* Pfft amateur!
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Flo Cytometer posted:ugh god no they're going to college now too old, right?
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