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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
it is a religion of peace so let's here some of your favourite quotes from the holy Quran that inspire peace, love and compassionate living

"The reward of goodness is nothing but goodness." (Al Quran 55:61)

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

be excellent to each other

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Nice try but no true, red blooded American knows anything from that accursed book.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

lonesomedwarf posted:

be excellent to each other

is this from the book of wyld stallyns?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Shirley Crabtree posted:

is this from the book of wyld stallyns?

yes.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
figure 1. drawingof mohammed riding preteen

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Allahu Akbar!

👳~💥

bling bling bilal
Sep 30, 2013
The greatest joy is to scatter the infidels, to drive them before you, to see their cities reduced to ashes, to see who love them shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom their wives and daughters

e: inshallah

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority".

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Anime was a mistake"

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



It's not a quote, but I like the list of female characters mentioned by name in the Quran:

1. Maryam

That's it - it's a very short list.

The Bible might be an awful piece of cobbled-together mythology, but at least it has some female characters with names of their own.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


"I have the sex-madness and must needs rape the several nearest living organisms"

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my fave scene as drawn by yours truly::



allah auhckbar

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

a creepy colon posted:

my fave scene as drawn by yours truly::



allah auhckbar

This is a good drawing. I like muhamad's massive black dong as well.

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division, and from the antagonism between poor and rich, means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts.

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
"Yolo"

Sura of the Party: Mohammed (PBUH)

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
And got blood on my dick cause I hosed a corpse (C'MON!)
I'm a nasty nigga - when you pass me nigga look me in my eyes (WHAT!)
Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die (C'MON!)
You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker
Don't be stupid, you heard what I said motherfucker

-Quran (75:69)

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You can have loads of wives bro! Praise Mohammed (Peace be Upon him)!

-Quran (6:9)

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
"A wise man can hear profit in the wind."

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

"i'm gay"

-Jesus

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: When I was a Quarian on Pilgirmage, I used to walk by that sushi place and watch the fish through the window. I knew they would never let me inside, but I told myself, someday, when I've proven my worth to the galaxy, I'll go there for dinner... And then, you broke their floor.
Commander Shepard - Male: Do they even serve food for you there?
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Not the point, Shepard!

:tali:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

god is the best guy and no one but god is the best and never ever say that god isnt the best god bless god

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gently caress the Republic. posted:

"A wise man can hear profit in the wind."

That ain't no profit mate....I had about 8 lagers and a curry last night....sorry.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

r we still talking about the trumpet muhammad???

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

comes along bort posted:

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
And got blood on my dick cause I hosed a corpse (C'MON!)
I'm a nasty nigga - when you pass me nigga look me in my eyes (WHAT!)
Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die (C'MON!)
You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker
Don't be stupid, you heard what I said motherfucker

-Quran (75:69)

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008
'im a gay dumb book written by a child molester'
at least the quran is honest

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
"dont kill people unless they do thing"

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Surah 109

Say: "Oh, you who disbelieve!
"I do not worship that which you worship,
"Nor do you worship That Which I worship.
"Nor will I worship that which you have been worshipping,
"Neither will you worship That Which I worship.
"To you your religion and to me mine."

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
goebbles 14-88

"palestine is the holy land and isreal is the not holy land
kill the zionists
rape the americans
move into every european country and make your own little ghettos and complain about their foreign policy
allahu ackbar
inshalla"

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

the part that's on fire

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
"You should beat women out of pure anger because it is hot outside. Praise God."

not lame!
May 9, 2006
STYLE!
allah them

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Every claim of privilege, whether that of blood or property, is abolished.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




"Allah is a bitch rear end fucker."

- Muhammad

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