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A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
I wonder if a midget can ride a dog like a normal can ride a horse? Has any one done the math on this, in regards to mass of midget to mass of dog and the required dog strength to let the midget ride the dog? Do we need dog saddles for midgets?

These are the important questions we must ask for the benefit of all midget and dog-kind.

Im not asking for a Portuguese water dog to be ridden by a midget. that'd be ridiculous, obviously that is improbably. but it is fun to picture in your head, right? haha, yeaeh.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

As a dog, I find this offensive.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
as a midget i



lol im lying this is a midget thread (we are all laughing at the op)

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I thought there would be a video

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the triple amputee midget loving the tickle me elmo after slapping it around

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
as a horse i find this problematic

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

little people, you jerks

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JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
I know halflings have riding dogs, I'm not sure about dwarves or gnomes though

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