loosen a couple lug nuts.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 12:56 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:39 |
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Remove his valve stems with pliers
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:02 |
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SweetKarma posted:Anybody been to jury duty? The poor gently caress has to sit there for like 8 hours while 30 people just stare at him with hatred. thrown mine out the last few times. do i really need to go waste time sitting around forever to tell them that cops are literal gang members before being disqualified? unless i get to literally facefuck the judge then nah, not worth my time
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:03 |
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btw you are def gonna be charged with a misdemeanor because it will be blatantly obvious you vanadalized his car after he blocked your driveway
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:03 |
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Testikles posted:I'd be more worried about the drunk driving charge op. I'd be more worried about you just shutting the gently caress up.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:09 |
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op this whole situation is givin me anxiety so imma have a drink
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:11 |
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Chinatown posted:thrown mine out the last few times. do i really need to go waste time sitting around forever to tell them that cops are literal gang members before being disqualified? You probably have a bench warrant. Have fun the next time a cop pulls you over.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:11 |
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SweetKarma posted:You probably have a bench warrant. Have fun the next time a cop pulls you over. got pulled 6 months ago and let off with a warning for not using a turn signal the cop and you can literally choke to death on my penis
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:14 |
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never done jury duty myself its piss easy to get out of
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:15 |
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Chinatown posted:the cop and you can literally choke to death on my penis Tell the cop that when he's handcuffing you and taking you to jail.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:17 |
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One time many years ago, in the town I was living in there was very limited parking and a public lot near my apartment. There was this one rear end in a top hat who had a new cadillac who would ALWAYS park in two spots. This lots was crowded enough and had such low turnover that you would often have to sit and wait for 10 minutes for someone to leave in order to park if it was during evening hours. Anyway one day I am walking by and I say gently caress it and take my leatherman which had this square spikey thing on it and I put a neat 1/8inch square hole in their door right next to the lock. Never saw the car parked in two spots again. That is my vandalism story. EDIT: When I say two spots it was like dead center between the two and clearly intentional.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:19 |
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SweetKarma posted:Tell the cop that when he's handcuffing you and taking you to jail. i would but that didnt happen last time i got my poo poo run. also i had a cop try to shake my hand at some event and i didnt return the handshake and the look on his face still gives me a tremendous boner get facefucked bitch
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:19 |
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Chinatown posted:i would but that didnt happen last time i got my poo poo run. Ever watch those videos of people refusing to comply with interior customs checkpoints and sobriety check points? I hate 99% of their politics but god drat is it great fun that they tell the pigs they aren't complying. EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Ku17CqdZg
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:22 |
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Chinatown posted:i would but that didnt happen last time i got my poo poo run. Yeah, you're cool, everyone thinks you're cool, but the bench warrant is still there. It's not like it disappears as soon as you pretend to shake a cops hand.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:23 |
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SweetKarma posted:Yeah, you're cool, everyone thinks you're cool, but the bench warrant is still there. It's not like it disappears as soon as you pretend to shake a cops hand. im not cool and that warrant doesnt exist alo i dont pretend to shake cops hands because, you know, i never have or will
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:25 |
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If you skipped jury duty without an excuse then you have a bench warrant. I guess some cops don't really give a poo poo (I wouldn't) but it's there so ummm... drive safe?
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:31 |
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SweetKarma posted:Yeah, you're cool, everyone thinks you're cool, but the bench warrant is still there. It's not like it disappears as soon as you pretend to shake a cops hand. He doesn't have a bench warrant and you are a drunk retard hth
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:31 |
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SweetKarma posted:If you skipped jury duty without an excuse then you have a bench warrant. I guess some cops don't really give a poo poo (I wouldn't) but it's there so ummm... drive safe? You are kind of an idiot as this isn't a 100% guarantee. In *some* states you *can* get a bench warrant for skipping on jury duty.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:35 |
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So, in some states you can just skip jury duty without any consequences? Who the gently caress would go to jury duty willingly?
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:38 |
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*crickets*
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:40 |
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Idiots like you I guess get stuck w jury duty cuz they're too loving dumb to write an excuse on the jury duty notification. I am 28 and I have never done jury duty nor will I ever
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:41 |
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SweetKarma posted:So, in some states you can just skip jury duty without any consequences? Who the gently caress would go to jury duty willingly? The reality of what happens may differ from your expectations? I always go to jury duty because I hope to be able to one day use jury nullification on a drugs case. I know people who have never gone and have never had consequences. We are talking 20 years. The court has the discretion to do something. In large areas they often don't want to deal with processing the no shows because they have enough jurors already and are overwhelmed with real cases.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:43 |
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a creepy colon posted:Idiots like you I guess get stuck w jury duty cuz they're too loving dumb to write an excuse on the jury duty notification. I am 28 and I have never done jury duty nor will I ever I'm 28 I went to jury duty once and was excused. (Cuz I'm gay)
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:44 |
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Are we seriously getting into an argument about jury duty? I'm sorry, I was wrong.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:46 |
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Next time you get the notification just write back in the excuse column " I am a literal drunk who couldn't even get a job driving a truck even though that is my only skill
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:46 |
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I'd throw back a couple of brews w you tho. Are you close to the east coast???
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:47 |
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a creepy colon posted:Next time you get the notification just write back in the excuse column " I am a literal drunk who couldn't even get a job driving a truck even though that is my only skill For real though, are you the guy that owned the tractor that I ran into?
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:50 |
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No I don't have to drive trucks for money. That sounds like a personal hell rather than a real profession
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:51 |
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a creepy colon posted:No I don't have to drive trucks for money. That sounds like a personal hell rather than a real profession K. love u. KISSES!!!!!
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:52 |
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BTW: I ran into a creepy colon's tractor and now he's super pissed.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:55 |
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ROFL, epic win
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 13:58 |
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a creepy colon posted:ROFL, epic win Me and you; we're gonna be alright.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 14:00 |
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If you have a beater truck just use it to push the car away from your driveway. You can do it carefully so it seems like a reasonable thing to do, but it will still probably damage his car a little.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 14:40 |
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If someone parks in front of your driveway then you are legally obliged to do whatever you feel to their car imo
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 14:41 |
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City of Tampa posted:If you have a beater truck just use it to push the car away from your driveway. You can do it carefully so it seems like a reasonable thing to do, but it will still probably damage his car a little. I have a chevy silverado. I just thank God every day that it actuall starts.
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 15:00 |
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E: double post
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 15:00 |
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SweetKarma posted:I have a chevy silverado. I just thank God every day that it actuall starts. well start that motherfucker up and push his car away, I heard that people do this in Europe all the time when parallel parking so it's not that big of a deal
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# ? Jun 14, 2015 15:07 |