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I didn't go to church this morning, but I did hear this weeks On Belief from WBEZ Chicago on the drive to school this morning. There was some Sister Someone who was advocating for the generation of communities and she said some smart things that made me respect her faith and religiosity. To be honest, I never go to church. But it's fun to imagine, haha.
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I went to church as an altar server. Then the coals in my thurible started to catch fire and the priest almost broke off the service. So much smoke.
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Jun 14, 2015 15:37
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System Metternich posted:I went to church as an altar server. Then the coals in my thurible started to catch fire and the priest almost broke off the service. So much smoke. Did the smoke alarm set off? If not, that church is violating fire code and you should whistleblow on that church.
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Jun 14, 2015 15:39
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my rear end hurts op so p normal. can't wait til I can stop being an altar boy
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Jun 14, 2015 15:40
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Blue Train posted:my rear end hurts op so p normal. can't wait til I can stop being an altar boy Goons are mostly Roman Catholic or some other High Church denomination?
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Jun 14, 2015 15:42
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I enjoyed when the Church was engulfed in flames and Jesus came and went  .
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Jun 14, 2015 15:43
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i going beth knesset for shabbat evening of friday and saturday today is not any g-d day like normal days today
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Jun 14, 2015 15:44
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i will not do any work on the sabbath much less post in this thread!
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Jun 14, 2015 16:12
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Angry Fish posted:Did the smoke alarm set off? If not, that church is violating fire code and you should whistleblow on that church. the bells started ringing, dont know if that counts?
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Jun 14, 2015 16:12
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oh gently caress i hosed up FORGIVE ME YAHWEH
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Jun 14, 2015 16:12
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i was good. the preacher was from Camaroon and he spoke on II Tim 1:14
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Jun 14, 2015 16:16
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it was p good, the southern Baptist preacher took a break from beating his family and loving Deacons' wives to preach about being a good and true Christian
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Jun 14, 2015 16:18
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im not catholic or even a christian but i like the new pope a lot.
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Jun 14, 2015 16:22
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god is not real OP
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Jun 14, 2015 16:22
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the great deceiver posted:i will not do any work on the sabbath much less post in this thread!  Moola posted:god is not real OP  the great deceiver posted:oh gently caress i hosed up FORGIVE ME YAHWEH God posted:This thread is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and goons will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."
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Jun 14, 2015 16:26
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It was ok i guess i dunno you should ask somebody who went
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Jun 14, 2015 16:42
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i dont believe in god because im smart. anyway what god u mean, u mean zeus? or maybe lord krishnu? fucken hahahaha. oh u mean ur jesus (hint: did not existhe was a wheat myth, he is at lbest a wheat). i believe in my intellect and the awe and wonder bringing me to tears when i gaze upon the stars....
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Jun 14, 2015 16:45
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The Mennonites are still inside their weird observatory/mosque shaped church across the street from my house. They're very quiet and never bother me. I asked a lady there if I could take my son onto their little playground area and they were cool with that. So far things are going good! Oh, but yesterday the Jehovah's Witnesses came by. One tried to proselytize to me but I was wearing ear buds so I just waved and said good morning! and went back inside my house. I didn't realize she wanted to invite me to the warmth of Jesus' bosom. Luckily she stuck a little pamphlet into my door that says "Why Did Jesus Come to Earth?" right next to the "no solicitors" sign that my wife put up after some guy selling magazines really creeped her out last year.
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Jun 14, 2015 16:54
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Jehovah is spelled with an I you idiot
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Jun 14, 2015 17:04
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I survived my 3 hour service OP. Just wish they turned off the AC, it was freezing.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:04
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I didn't go and shitposted instead
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Jun 14, 2015 17:05
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vyst posted:Jehovah is spelled with an I you idiot Jah Rastafari.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:05
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ive only been to church once, but that one time they played a bunch of clips from the lotr movies and tried to make it about religious faith. unfortunately, they chose all of the gayest frodo and sam scenes so it really just made it seem like it was about the deep romantic love between men. it was very surreal.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:07
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Serious Frolicking posted:ive only been to church once, but that one time they played a bunch of clips from the lotr movies and tried to make it about religious faith. unfortunately, they chose all of the gayest frodo and sam scenes so it really just made it seem like it was about the deep romantic love between men. share the load...
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Jun 14, 2015 17:25
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etalian posted:share the load... That was the title of the day's sermon
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Jun 14, 2015 17:26
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The Goatfather posted:im not catholic or even a christian but i like the new pope a lot. I hail satan on a regular basis and I like the new pope too.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:28
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consensus: pope gay, so what.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:29
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Angry Fish posted:consensus: pope gay, so what. Why don't the gays elect a Gay Pope Pope Glory Hole I
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Jun 14, 2015 17:31
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got cucked by the priest 
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Jun 14, 2015 17:33
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EugeneJ posted:Why don't the gays elect a Gay Pope The gays don't elect the pope?  That's a joke about the priesthood, and especially the college of cardinals.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:34
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I farted while I was on the john earlier. That was kind of pleasant.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:34
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Angry Fish posted:The gays don't elect the pope? No not a Catholic Pope - I mean a Gay Pope, who would be Leader of the Gays
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Jun 14, 2015 17:35
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Islam is the light and the one true religion.
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Jun 14, 2015 17:35
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EugeneJ posted:No not a Catholic Pope - I mean a Gay Pope, who would be Leader of the Gays Oooh. Yeah, that sounds good too. Great idea!
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Jun 14, 2015 17:37
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I didn't go to church but I rode past a few on my bike. Lots of nice Church of England churches round here (Cambridgeshire/Bedfordshire), not sure if they're pre or post reformation
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Jun 14, 2015 17:59
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I Heard when the pope got up to do his first mass he stood and looked out at the crowd, raised his hands and yelled Tane then moonwalked out
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Jun 15, 2015 20:17
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I don't get strong religious faith like that I just don't.
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Jun 15, 2015 20:28
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Yesterday I ate shrooms yesterday and watched Kingsman: The Secret Service. It was pretty religious, I now believe the punishment for sin is your head explodes like a water balloon full of dye, and that anal sex is the one true sacrament.
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