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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Science tag coz it's a scientific fact

When you kill someone they become your friend in the afterlife once you die.

Again this is irrefutable

https://www.nature.com/papers/verifiedpapers/consequences_of_murder_and_making_friends.html

https://www.harvard.edu/papers/factaulpapers/3843738926.htm

Columbine kids were dumb coz their posthumous friends are all dang ol jocks

Himmler has 7 million friends, lucky guy.

Korean dude from Virginia tech (or furginia tech as the college furry society calls it) probably wanted to be alone, pity, good shot got the record, thirty odd friends.

Okay have a nice night gbs I love you :downs:

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014



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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Weird picture man

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

So i'm going to be surrounded by a multiracial army of 1st trimester fetuses?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Perhaps

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
So far I'm not going to have any friends when I die :saddowns:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Neukoln19 posted:

So far I'm not going to have any friends when I die :saddowns:

same but im pretty used to it by now

do i get wifi in hades?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Neukoln19 posted:

So far I'm not going to have any friends when I die :saddowns:



Sup lonely ghost buddy :(:respek::(

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
This is exactly why i refuse to kill minorities. Im not friends with them in life or death.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Neukoln19 posted:

So far I'm not going to have any friends when I die :saddowns:

you could easily have yourself as a friend

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Neukoln19 posted:

So far I'm not going to have any friends when I die :saddowns:

We all die alone :q:

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

you gain their powers but also their weaknesses so choose wisely

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

we will all be friends soon

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