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Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
the wet fart

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
gambled and lost
much like this thread

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its like russian roulette, but with farts.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

What if you were constipated before you sharted?

I think that would make it worth it.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Get some of that period soaking underwear and ur good 2 go

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I'm trapped within my own anal passage

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Darf posted:

I'm trapped within my own anal passage

use the colon key

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
spooky

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Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
gently caress

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
here I lie, dead in the ditch
trusted my rectum like a bitch
I thought it was gas
but found it had mass
lumpy fart was not a glitch

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
here I sit, butt to bowl fitted
came to fart, but I shitted

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
these farts will echo through time...

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
sometimes you escape the fart































































































































































































































































sometimes the fart escapes you

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
each one it seemes

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
"Hmm..", I pondered to myself, "Creamy, or Chunky?"






















































It was time to pick a sacrificial pair of underwear, and I wanted everything to be just right.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Good deal, ricky

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

The more she shat, the more she drank

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Owner of a Lonely Fart

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Two of farts
two farts that heat as one

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

butt

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you know that feeling when you're coming back from lunch in a co-worker's car and you let out a fart right when you're getting out of the car?

but it turns out that the fart is more than a fart because of something wonky going on in the intestinal area?

and then it turns out it's pretty noticeable on the rear of your khakis?

and then you have to walk out of the building back to your car to drive home and get a change of pants, with your rear clearly visible to the entire building?

and you meet your boss on the way out and have to somehow keep moving?

and then you meet your dad at home and have to explain what happened?


... no, i've never had that feeling, why do you ask?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



it sounds like a water fairy clapping her hands real fast

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Mozi posted:

you know that feeling when you're coming back from lunch in a co-worker's car and you let out a fart right when you're getting out of the car?

but it turns out that the fart is more than a fart because of something wonky going on in the intestinal area?

and then it turns out it's pretty noticeable on the rear of your khakis?

and then you have to walk out of the building back to your car to drive home and get a change of pants, with your rear clearly visible to the entire building?

and you meet your boss on the way out and have to somehow keep moving?

and then you meet your dad at home and have to explain what happened?


... no, i've never had that feeling, why do you ask?

Gtfo of this thread with your hosed up fantasies

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I'll always have a warm spot in my fart for each and egvery one of you

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Mozi posted:

you know that feeling when you're coming back from lunch in a co-worker's car and you let out a fart right when you're getting out of the car?

but it turns out that the fart is more than a fart because of something wonky going on in the intestinal area?

and then it turns out it's pretty noticeable on the rear of your khakis?

and then you have to walk out of the building back to your car to drive home and get a change of pants, with your rear clearly visible to the entire building?

and you meet your boss on the way out and have to somehow keep moving?

and then you meet your dad at home and have to explain what happened?


... no, i've never had that feeling, why do you ask?

Mods please get this guy out of my thread.

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Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
a while of rocking, creeking
off sounds a beacon
it sure is stinking

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