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My favorite is employment. Sitting there, working for a company that you tell yourself is awful and soul sucking, when in reality you are the most comfortable you have ever been in your life -- good pay, great coworkers, amazing personal growth opportunities you don't take. Haha, that's a good one. You make yourself miserable without any external source for misery! My second favorite is the fact that I fundamentally understand that eating pizza is unhealthy for me, but it's fine because I can stop myself next week or at the very least go to the gym -- except I never intended to actually stop eating bad food next week or any week, or go to the gym later hey-ooo! ha-ha
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Jun 17, 2015 17:15
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thats pretty hosed up if true. my favorite one is where i go to look at a thread even though i see it is posted by the OP
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Jun 17, 2015 17:16
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im sitting at work dreaming of drinnking a michelada to kill this post Golden State WARRIORS Championship hangover
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Jun 17, 2015 17:17
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None of you have posted cognitive dissonance scenarios.
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Jun 17, 2015 17:18
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Ilike youre av a lot OP
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Jun 17, 2015 17:18
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i am Brownie Sundae
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Jun 17, 2015 17:20
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People who don't believe in Bigfoot. The humorless motherfucker is on tv in those jacks links commercials for everyone to see but there's still people who are like "yeah um no I don't believe in big foots existence"...ugh, it'd be like denying that water exists. Bunch of stoopid idiots!
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A Bad King posted:None of you have posted cognitive dissonance scenarios. i like things that are Good, yet i still post?
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Jun 17, 2015 17:21
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Thinking you have to rationalize eating a food while at the same time thinking you are an intelligent human being.
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Jun 17, 2015 17:21
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dad gay. so what posted:thats pretty hosed up if true. Every thread is posted by OP.
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Jun 17, 2015 17:33
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I think my favorite is environmentalists: "The most important thing is that we minimize our impact on the environment!" *Doesn't kill themselves or others*
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Jun 17, 2015 17:34
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Disco Infiva posted:Every thread is posted by OP. makes you think
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Jun 17, 2015 17:39
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A true bigot must first embrace and love Jesus.
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Jun 17, 2015 17:48
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it's like when a republican does a thing and then says a thing. lmao
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A Bad King posted:My favorite is employment. Sitting there, working for a company that you tell yourself is awful and soul sucking, when in reality you are the most comfortable you have ever been in your life -- good pay, great coworkers, amazing personal growth opportunities you don't take. Haha, that's a good one. You make yourself miserable without any external source for misery! I love my crippling depression and the fact the mental health system is so broken i have to wait days for a rehab bed, better yet, i like how alcohol is a legal drug yet destroys millions of people a year and weed is against the law. I like how stamps cost 49 cents and that the post office is a universal right, it's in the constitution ffs. I like how every is happy because 79% of america takes at least one prescription a day. I like how unliked I am.
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"It's terrible to abuse dogs" *Eats chicken mcnugget made with tortured battery caged chicken*
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Jun 17, 2015 22:43
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Roy posted:"It's terrible to abuse dogs" chicken nuggets are mechanically seprated chicken, its pink goo in the cheapest batter, flash frozen
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i think humanity is a garbage species that should go extinct but im actually pretty mellow and have no desire to hurt anyone.
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Jun 17, 2015 22:49
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There is one God, also, the trinity
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A Bad King posted:My second favorite is the fact that I fundamentally understand that eating pizza is unhealthy for me, but it's fine because I can stop myself next week or at the very least go to the gym -- except I never intended to actually stop eating bad food next week or any week, or go to the gym later hey-ooo! ha-ha this is how capitalism works
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i hate myself so much im gonna friend a hated man and a unit. to get bargain incense,
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you jerk off but then you realize you chopped off your dick and balls months ago and you're jerking off air, but then where did the cum come from?
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Jun 18, 2015 04:40
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All forms of tragedy of the commons
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Jun 18, 2015 04:48
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prolifers are against killing potential humans but generally okay with killing criminals prochoicers are against killing criminals but generally okay with kill potential humans
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people feel thing, but when phrased thusly, they feel not thing!
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