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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

solo humping pro posted:

i dont want to scare you or anythign (please remain calm)

but you are literally covered in bacteria and different microbes every second of everyday. everything you touch is infested with microbial beings and you can do nothign about it

I eat the bacteria, raise my face to the sky and laugh

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Artificial Idiocy posted:

you should get your virgin detector re-calibrated, it shouldn't go off just from proximity to yourself or what's the point?

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
i want to cum on that beard

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

solo humping pro posted:

i dont want to scare you or anythign (please remain calm)

but you are literally covered in bacteria and different microbes every second of everyday. everything you touch is infested with microbial beings and you can do nothign about it

actually most of your body mass is microbial beings :eng101:

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

gnarlyhotep posted:

I eat the bacteria, raise my face to the sky and laugh

stop licking yourself its really unprofessional

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

solo humping pro posted:

stop licking yourself its really unprofessional

make me

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

solo humping pro posted:

i dont want to scare you or anythign (please remain calm)

but you are literally covered in bacteria and different microbes every second of everyday. everything you touch is infested with microbial beings and you can do nothign about it

Just remove all your skin gnarly was right

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

i cant make you do anythign i can only inspire you to want something different

namaste friend

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ahundredbux posted:

Just remove all your skin gnarly was right

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

actually most of your body mass is microbial beings :eng101:

it doesn't matter the germs are coming from inside ur body :supaburn:

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015

Ahundredbux posted:

Just remove all your skin gnarly was right

learn how this single mom of 4 lost 15 pounds over night!

this one secret to flaying your own skin is PROVEN to work!

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

I shave my pubes, chest and armpits so when I jerk off I can close my eyes and feel like I'm making love to a woman

Ritalin is a "clean" drug eh?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
She says her arm pits are hairy cause it's natural, so why does she shave her head?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I feel like a lizard with my peeling feet skin. Dine on my flesh, parasites.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

Volume posted:

I am a victim of the patriarchy and have been conditioned to expect my partners to shave their natural body hair because they are women.

That said if they asked me to do the same I would. I shave my nipples and pubes on my own

How do you decide what radius around your nipples to shave? Does your torso look like an owl? :cedric:

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
i shaved a strip on my leg like 10 years ago and it still hasn't really grown back

Papercut posted:

How do you decide what radius around your nipples to shave? Does your torso look like an owl? :cedric:

knew a dude who had almost no body hair but grew like 3 inch hairs around his nips

Atarian
Aug 10, 2005

This ant...
Clever Betty
I shave my pits so the pizza sauce and cheese don't get matted in :smugbert:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


It's less effort to wait for the Tom Selleck look to come back into style

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Vince Neil must be working out and getting fit. Looks good!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

I am Toni Lippi posted:

She says her arm pits are hairy cause it's natural, so why does she shave her head?

because make patten baldness duh

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

actually most of your body mass is microbial beings :eng101:

I think it's actually most of the cells in your body are bacteria. Nothing worse than an ignorant know it all.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


i wanna fuk dat face

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

well im not

I also trim my chest hair :confused: although that is an actual effort. I pay close attention to my nipples because when a girl is sucking on them I dont want long rear end pubes in their mouth (and the danger of one getting pulled)

and my balls

are you an olympic swimmer? no? then you don't need to do this.

CountingWizard
Jul 6, 2004

Lady is beautiful, not sure what I see wrong in this picture.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

DenizenKane posted:

I think it's actually most of the cells in your body are bacteria. Nothing worse than an ignorant know it all.

jeepers soooorrryyyy

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