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gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

pretty much any movie pushing any agenda is bad

# ? Jun 18, 2015 19:56

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:03

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Why can't christians make good entertainment? Even when I was a young church goer, I was very aware that a lot of the movies/tv/music/books they cranked out were poo poo.

You have so much money, thousands of years of musical, visual, and theatrical tradition, and first dibs on a book with a story so compelling that people have been retelling it in various ways for a couple thousand years. What gives?

the two best movies about christianity imo were both written by robert bolt, an atheist

# ? Jun 18, 2015 19:59

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Why can't christians make good entertainment? Even when I was a young church goer, I was very aware that a lot of the movies/tv/music/books they cranked out were poo poo.

You have so much money, thousands of years of musical, visual, and theatrical tradition, and first dibs on a book with a story so compelling that people have been retelling it in various ways for a couple thousand years. What gives?

they have no imagination or passion

# ? Jun 18, 2015 22:32

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

the cops are gonna shoot a black person in this :lol:

# ? Jun 18, 2015 22:38

Happy Bear Suit: Jul 21, 2004

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Why can't christians make good entertainment? Even when I was a young church goer, I was very aware that a lot of the movies/tv/music/books they cranked out were poo poo.

You have so much money, thousands of years of musical, visual, and theatrical tradition, and first dibs on a book with a story so compelling that people have been retelling it in various ways for a couple thousand years. What gives?

The best Movies and tv shows involve gays or jews

# ? Jun 18, 2015 22:42

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Why can't christians make good entertainment? Even when I was a young church goer, I was very aware that a lot of the movies/tv/music/books they cranked out were poo poo.

You have so much money, thousands of years of musical, visual, and theatrical tradition, and first dibs on a book with a story so compelling that people have been retelling it in various ways for a couple thousand years. What gives?

Gay churches, like most of the better ones, know they have better things to do and spend money on. Plus they don't tend to have connections to lobbyist organizations like the AFA.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 22:50

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Why can't christians make good entertainment?

Martin Scorsese made "The Last Temptation of Jesus Christ" and it was a decent movie. It was banned and protested, and people sent him death threats, but it was an honest statement of faith and watchable.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 22:56

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

Applewhite posted:

I'm the conscious decision to use a photo of pre-op Caitlyn Jenner and also misgender her name.

Which is like, her legal name. Even if you don't believe people can be transgender, she still had her name legally changed.

I love trannies and I still won't call that guy a she. Figure that one out :confused:

# ? Jun 18, 2015 23:19

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

The first season of Deadwood is a fine cocksucking piece of goddamned Christian loving entertainment and easily the best buck-toothed whoremongering assfucking explanation of "God works in mysterious ways" that I've ever seen, if you're not bothered by foul language. Man of Steel is a pretty good Christian movie too if you ever wanted to see Christ and Anti-Christ punch each other through skyscrapers. Come to think of it, Disney made several fine Christian films such as The Black Hole, Tron, and Tron 2.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 23:33

Murderion: Oct 4, 2009; 2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Hail gay baby satan

# ? Jun 19, 2015 03:36

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Is this a porno?

# ? Jun 19, 2015 04:15

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

There was Gods Not Dead which looked at how evil atheists are

Now comes a film about THE GAYS

AUDACITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuq-k_YvEyA

Synopsis

And like all christian media, there is an abundance of promotional material including this

Building up to the release, Audacity have been creating Facebook photos taking on some of the topics in our current events

and this gay baby

This cryptic tweet of support makes me wonder

What is the twist?

that baby is all kinds of gay

# ? Jun 19, 2015 04:22

solo humping pro: Jun 4, 2015

gotta agree with you thats a gay baby if i ever saw one

# ? Jun 19, 2015 04:23

Happy Bear Suit: Jul 21, 2004

so what happens in the movie and how does it end????

# ? Jun 19, 2015 04:25

Ocean Book: Sep 27, 2010; - hi

Happy Bear Suit posted:

so what happens in the movie and how does it end????

brave christian goes out to preach the gospel, someone points out the gospels never mention homosexuality, an important lesson is learned

Ocean Book fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jun 19, 2015

# ? Jun 19, 2015 05:05

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

I'm guessing the lesbians break up

# ? Jun 19, 2015 05:06

Happy Bear Suit: Jul 21, 2004

I bet the lesbians pray hard to jesus to get rid of their sinful homosexuality

# ? Jun 19, 2015 05:21

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

An aspiring comedian whose act includes talking about the virtues of traditional marriage lol

# ? Jun 19, 2015 06:00

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Happy Bear Suit posted:

I bet the lesbians pray hard to jesus to get rid of their sinful homosexuality

aughaughughugh :gizz:

# ? Jun 19, 2015 06:02

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

Knight posted:

An aspiring comedian whose act includes talking about the virtues of traditional marriage lol

I think there are a few "Christian comedians" who tour the fundie circuit and do killer bits like "secular society, amirite? What's their deal?" So this is the most believable part of the movie so far.

# ? Jun 19, 2015 06:07

Watrick: Mar 15, 2007; C:enter:###

gnarlyhotep posted:

I busted out laughing as soon as I saw this goofy fucker

As someone who was offered to be sent to conversion camp by my family, this guy is the biggest bottom I've ever seen.

# ? Jun 19, 2015 08:33

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

An even better trailer just released

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2WqiFDKAok

The trailer also features the guy who wrote the film interviewing gay men and women and they go from "Being gay is right, We are gay" to "you are right being gay is wrong"

100% Bullshit

# ? Jun 20, 2015 21:52

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

AUDACITY: Giving to the Poor

One man proposes that a Christian should care for the livelihood of the poorest and most vulnerable members of society and is called a communist

# ? Jun 20, 2015 22:10

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

I go to lesbians for car shopping advice

# ? Jun 20, 2015 22:59

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

# ? Jun 21, 2015 05:21

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Why can't christians make good entertainment?

Their prime source of storytelling style is the dry-as-dust BIBLE.
You think someone raised on that is going to be able to tell a compelling story with appeal outside their own demographic?

# ? Jun 21, 2015 05:25

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Network Pesci posted:

The first season of Deadwood is a fine cocksucking piece of goddamned Christian loving entertainment and easily the best buck-toothed whoremongering assfucking explanation of "God works in mysterious ways" that I've ever seen, if you're not bothered by foul language.

The only mysterious way that God worked with Deadwood is the mysterious way that the third season sucked and then the show got canceled.
...

# ? Jun 21, 2015 05:36

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Dick Fagballzson: Sep 29, 2005

This looks gay. Like really, really gay. Like so gay that the dude who made it should just admit he enjoys sucking dick through a gloryhole in a subway bathroom. And there's nothing gay about lesbians. Lesbians are totally hot. The dude who made this is definitely a fag if he doesn't like lesbians.

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# ? Jun 21, 2015 07:34

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