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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
this poo poo is loving gay. i don't even eat fatty poo poo like that dad gay human being.

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

first post in a gas chamber thread

ps you have gallstones and you are dying irl right now

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Get a straightened wire coathanger and have a jab around, see if you can knock something loose.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Fag.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
Sorry about your noob gall ladder. Better luck next life

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



describe ypur symptoms in detail, op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sorry about your troubles. Any advice to prevent that??? I don't want those

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
an easy way to tell is to analyze the noise ur stomach makes cause the loudest noise is ur gall bladder spraying stuff out of your belly acid sphincter. if it makes a kinda achy sound like an old wooden rocking chair its probably really clogged up.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
Maybe dont eat a literal stick of butter for breakfast op hth

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

sorry about your incoming $20,000 hospital surgery bill

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
Just buy a fifth of jack and do it yourself im sure theres a .pdf on at home cholecystectomies

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
its not really wroth the headahce of seeing a doctor op. just drink until you die or the stones pass

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Congratulations, it's a brick.

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
Christ ive taken shits smaller than that thing. Cant imagine how painful it musta been


Uet another reasom why being a fat fuk that subsists on fat fuk foods is no bueno

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



katlington posted:

describe ypur symptoms in detail, op

op, please... im gone soft

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Happy Bear Suit posted:

sorry about your incoming $20,000 hospital surgery bill

:smith:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

solo humping pro posted:

Christ ive taken shits smaller than that thing. Cant imagine how painful it musta been


Uet another reasom why being a fat fuk that subsists on fat fuk foods is no bueno

Well, often it's lots of small stones instead of one big one.



Anyone in the mood for corn?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its because you are fat and dont take good care of yourself OP. try going outside sometime, virgin.

another good trick to not getting gall stones is to drink bleach

naem
May 29, 2011

How do I avoid this b/c gently caress

ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?

naem posted:

How do I avoid this b/c gently caress

Drink lots of water and don't be fat i think is the start.

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008

naem posted:

How do I avoid this b/c gently caress

Start punching yourself in the gallsack regularly to break up any stones.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i don't even know what feeling would lead me to believe that i had gallstones

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Fonzarelli posted:

i don't even know what feeling would lead me to believe that i had gallstones

mortal dread

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Is there a surgery I can get to preemptively get rid of them? Or a pill? gently caress drinking water, sounds like a bullshit plan to me

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Are gallstones like kidney stones except they just stay there until you get surgery instead of passing them when you pee?

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
You've got some gall to be posting this thread op :classiclol:

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