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and i just kinda got drunk. I went to a burlesque show and then ate pizza and got a half a million shots of whiskey. what should i do now?
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Happy bday op Have a celebratory wank imo
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Jun 19, 2015 06:41
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happy bday mang drugs then wank imho
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Jun 19, 2015 06:41
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hey man, happy birthday
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Jun 19, 2015 06:41
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Happy Birfday, OP. How old are you today?
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Jun 19, 2015 06:42
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SweetKarma posted:Happy Birfday, OP. How old are you today? too old 4skool
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Jun 19, 2015 06:44
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bobthedinosaur posted:too old 4skool So under 21? Don't worry, I won't tell your parents.
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Jun 19, 2015 06:46
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bobthedinosaur posted:too old 4skool ah, 30+ (I'm a wizard), you have a few good years ahead of you 
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Jun 19, 2015 06:46
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nah the uncool over 30s years now.
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bobthedinosaur posted:nah the uncool over 30s years now. Your mother would still be pretty disappointed.
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Jun 19, 2015 06:49
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happy birthday op, smoke a birthday joint (or 5)!
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Jun 19, 2015 06:49
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bobthedinosaur posted:I went to a burlesque show lol
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Jun 19, 2015 06:50
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SweetKarma posted:Your mother would still be pretty disappointed. gently caress, i hope so!
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Jun 19, 2015 06:51
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not gonna knock it too hard cuz ya know i aint getting my flab rear end on stage but it was kinda lol for a few gals that didn't get much cheering cuz they slam whales (is that still a cool gbs meme???)
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Jun 19, 2015 06:53
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Shut up, you're 39 and your mom is dead.
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Jun 19, 2015 06:53
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good god no. not yet. not that old. im at that age where all my pals are marrying gals and having kids or really slowing down.
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Jun 19, 2015 06:58
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Let us run. Catch up if you can.
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Jun 19, 2015 07:01
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Maybe go on a bday rampage and massacre your local neighborhood. Jus throwin out sum ideas
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Jun 19, 2015 07:02
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happy birthday darling!
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Jun 19, 2015 07:05
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your enthusiasm is way up here but you should take your ideas down to here, solo
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Jun 19, 2015 07:05
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bobthedinosaur posted:good god no. not yet. not that old. im at that age where all my pals are marrying gals and having kids or really slowing down. Maybe you should think about settling down. Have kids. Get a mortgage. Mow the lawn. Change diapers. Fight with your wife. Pay bills on time.
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SweetKarma posted:Maybe you should think about settling down. Have kids. Get a mortgage. Mow the lawn. Change diapers. Fight with your wife. Pay bills on time. keep going im almost therreeee
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Jun 19, 2015 07:07
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happy mother fwiggin birthday m man! heres my present: 
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Jun 19, 2015 07:11
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its a retarded dog. enjoy
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Jun 19, 2015 07:12
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its everything i coulda hoped for
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Jun 19, 2015 07:21
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were there any non-fat girls in the burlesque show?
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Jun 19, 2015 07:25
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maybe of a crew of six there were two anorexics and one nonfat. I mean hey it was still a bunch of gals stripping to cheesy tunes and going off stage. this redhead gal did an earnest striptease with a feathery fan to "i don't want to set the world on fire" and all I could think of was fighting super mutants and wastelanders.
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Jun 19, 2015 07:32
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Was BastardKeith the MC at the burlesque show?
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Jun 19, 2015 13:11
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congratulations, you are one day closer to the sweet release of death.
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Happy birthday!!!!!!
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