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RIP oldpainless we never knew his real name
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Jun 21, 2015 21:07
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too loving amazing for this world 
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Jun 21, 2015 21:30
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she's loving theodore roosevelt in heaven now
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Jun 21, 2015 21:33
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"This guy was my roomate in college and I had to go to his first wedding AND his funeral. WTF, we weren't even good friends" and I guess my partner and family would cry and say nice things, but honestly I've thought about pushing all of them down the stairs at least a half dozen times each 
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Jun 22, 2015 01:03
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he died like he lived riddled with a new form of herpes that can apparently kill you
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Jun 22, 2015 01:25
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that rear end in a top hat owed me 20 bucks
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Jun 22, 2015 01:30
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the posting pop is p high so chances are this thread will be the last one some user reads
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Jun 22, 2015 01:44
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My family would be very dramatic and there would be lots of tears. They would talk endlessly about how it was affecting them. I would like to think my xboxlive friends would dedicate their next mission to me. They would bring up the amount of steam games I bought and never installed in the eulogy. This would start a fistfight over what Platform I liked best. My mother would be knocked unconscious in the melee. When she came too she would only be able to say XBONE XBONE, PS4? Some poor charity worker, or more likely repo guy would be very shocked to find my cabinet of porn. Sorry that person.
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Jun 22, 2015 01:44
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"We shall never see his like again. And now his watch has ended."
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Jun 22, 2015 10:59
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not much
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Jun 22, 2015 13:10
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Aw man, now I'm picturing my parents crying while they type "What is auto-erotic asphyxiation" into Google
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Jun 22, 2015 13:45
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$5 to see the dead body! Only $5 to see the dead body! Come here, come here! See the dead body! All while standing next to a sign saying you need to be this tall to see the dead body.
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Jun 22, 2015 14:03
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"one shot one kill"
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Jun 22, 2015 14:43
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Who?
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Jun 22, 2015 15:28
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Finally
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Jun 22, 2015 15:47
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hahahah sucked in fag lets all spit on this ugly loser ptah spuh pteh
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Jun 22, 2015 15:53
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We loved him so much.
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Jun 22, 2015 17:07
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gently caress it, cut him up
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Jun 24, 2015 01:15
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"Sure was a hosed up loving-gently caress." *sigh Welp, lets divide his poo poo the government didn't take!
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Jun 24, 2015 01:16
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He's dead, eh
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Jun 24, 2015 01:49
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Just write your own 300 or so page poem to be read at your funeral, mostly comprised of superlatives. Also fill your will with memorable challenge conditions to be met, before the prizes can be handed out.
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Jun 24, 2015 01:50
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RIP natetimm. He really liked getting his dick sucked.
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Jun 24, 2015 01:55
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We really hosed up.
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