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YPP Monster is the classical reference to public restroom etiquette How the hell do you piss all over the bathroom of a "Round Table PIzza" seven times and not get identified? I also like how he pees all over the cleaning supplies that were probably left there from cleaning up one of his previous messes. 
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Incomplete Fish posted:YPP Monster is the classical reference to public restroom etiquette YPPM is a true American hero.
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Sep 5, 2015 22:26
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I make sure to smile and wave hi to everybody as they pass me while I poo poo in the urinal.
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Sep 5, 2015 23:37
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Code Jockey posted:I always use the handicap stall both at work and in public, it's so spacious, can really stretch out in there, and relax And it gives you a little bit of slip-resistant floor to do the "Just took a great poo poo" dance, after you wash your hands. Also they always have better toilet paper - do handicapped people need 3-ply by law or something?
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Sep 6, 2015 00:32
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Pee on the guy next to you
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Sep 6, 2015 01:02
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A Mean Cow posted:I have never seen this mythical, holy construction. I doubt they exist. It helps if you don't live in the city. Pretty much every public library I've ever been to has this setup, some fast food too.
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Sep 6, 2015 03:34
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poo poo in the urinal and don't forget to piss on the toilet paper.
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Sep 6, 2015 07:38
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One time I used the restroom in the nearby dollar store. I guess the toilet paper holder broke off/was sexually assaulted by a homeless person a long time ago, so they decided the best solution was to drop the TP roll down on the plunger handle on the floor beside the toilet. What was astonishing to me was that the roll was half through. People had been going in there and saying "This is a fine idea, I shall now wipe orifices that lead into my body with this" And were using it.
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Sep 6, 2015 09:57
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One of my friends was washing her hands in a library bathroom and this other girl came out of a stall and started using the same sink with her. It was a multi-sink bathroom and they were alone. Great way to make a new best friend.
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Sep 6, 2015 16:37
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That hole in the wall is not for used tampons.
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Sep 6, 2015 16:45
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Incomplete Fish posted:YPP Monster is the classical reference to public restroom etiquette lol
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Sep 6, 2015 16:55
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A Mean Cow posted:One time I used the restroom in the nearby dollar store. There's your problem.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:45
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floor peepee
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Sep 6, 2015 22:04
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AWarmBody posted:One of my friends was washing her hands in a library bathroom and this other girl came out of a stall and started using the same sink with her. It was a multi-sink bathroom and they were alone. I actually made a best friend that way. He was loving with me, but I was a brand new freshman, and in the suite of rooms, there was a door with poo poo tacked up and painted on. My buddy from high school an I was unlocking our door across from his, and he opened it an inch and we turned around and said hi. He slammed it. Everybody else but me want home for the weekend. I want to the bathroom to brush my teeth. There were 3 sinks on both walls and he came to the sink next to mine and silently brushed his teeth and then spit the toothpaste into my sink. I have him a Wtf look, and he smiled real big and said hi! I'm floyd!
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Sep 7, 2015 14:42
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Das Boo posted:That hole in the wall is not for used tampons. Used razor blades?
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Sep 7, 2015 14:51
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Sep 8, 2015 00:05
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Cute selfie
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Sep 8, 2015 01:51
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Humanity.jpig
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Sep 8, 2015 03:31
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PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Sep 8, 2015 03:33
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public restroom etiquette is stupid and exist only because men are so terrified of spontaneously turning gay from seeing each others dicks
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Sep 8, 2015 03:39
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Yaldabaoth posted:public restroom etiquette is stupid and exist only because men are so terrified of spontaneously turning gay from seeing each others dicks There is a difference between stoic silence while pissing next to a fellow and Singing/Dancing around to Stephen Sondheim show tunes whilst merrily playing a theremin.
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Sep 8, 2015 03:43
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Almost every time I'm in a public bathroom, there's someone who doesn't flush, nor washes their hands. 
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Sep 8, 2015 04:28
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put your foot in the other guys stall slightly to let him know you're interested!
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Sep 8, 2015 04:30
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I went to wal-mart once and saw an unflushable pile of crap in a stall, was more impressed than disgusted or outraged; I don't envy the minimum wage employee who had to go in and shovel it out and throw it away. Can't believe that came out of a human being, I don't have big movements often, but even my biggest one is only a fraction of what I saw that day; should've took pics in retrospect.
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Sep 8, 2015 04:31
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Kuato posted:I went to wal-mart once and saw an unflushable pile of crap in a stall, was more impressed than disgusted or outraged; I don't envy the minimum wage employee who had to go in and shovel it out and throw it away. people who buy in bulk poo poo in bulk too
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Sep 8, 2015 04:34
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When I was in highschool I had a friend who thought it was super funny to take a poo poo in a urinal every day I felt bad for the janitor but I also thought it was funny, I feel real real bad for the guy that's gotta take care of that though
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Sep 8, 2015 05:20
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Nooner posted:When I was in highschool I had a friend who thought it was super funny to take a poo poo in a urinal every day I felt bad for the janitor but I also thought it was funny, I feel real real bad for the guy that's gotta take care of that though I do as well, but I'll guarantee with that tile floor there is a drain somewhere in the middle of it. Still a huge dick move.
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Sep 8, 2015 05:27
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I knew a kid who would jerk off in the stalls twice a day because he was so horny.
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Sep 8, 2015 06:27
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Kuato posted:a few guys came in and walked 10 yards to the final stall a its actually very polite and you are a loving retard for thinking otherwise
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Sep 8, 2015 06:29
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I also knew a kid that would pull his pants and underwear down when he pissed. This was also in highschool
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Sep 8, 2015 06:29
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the real prank is when someone pokes the bottom with a needle
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