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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
help

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
These are not the forums you are looking for

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

I killed your dad, LOL.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
That's no dead gay forum....

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lest gently caress

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

mmmm, a nice big one, yes, and put it riight in there, m

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

welcome to the startship entireprise. gently cup my balls

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

phoenix asteroids....... Phoenix asteroids!

dimwit
Jan 30, 2011

There seems to be a misunderstanding
Mesa vote five

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

smoke me a kipple, ill be back for braekfast..... klol

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Captain: im the captain of this startship. welcome aboard!

visitor 1: persimmon to come abroad, captain.

captain: granted. we ate on an amazing missions, to space!

visitor 2: i cannot wait.

viitor 1 & 3: me neither!

captain: here are your quarters. please respect the rules of this ship....... all ruled!

visitors: yes, we will captain.

captain:the first rule, do not talk about rules! the second rule...... lets gently caress

visitors: but..... captain.........

captain(?): i am not the captain and i am the janitor! the rule is, you must do a sex on the janitor, i changed all the rules!

real captain: but janitor, you just talked about the rules! you are dismissed, walk the space planks!

janitor: oh, i do not like this,

captain: i am the real captain, now, do a sex on me!

visitors and remaining crew: eye eye, sir! with pleasire!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Do do do, doe ray me, welcome to starship fucksalot! do me bo woe doe fo so low, this is the theme song, let's have fun and good times in space. Tune in next wek!

dimwit
Jan 30, 2011

There seems to be a misunderstanding
The force. The force never changes. I've seen Jabba sliding down the vibroblade.. And surviving it. I love the smell of bacta.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you are part of the liberal alliance and a traitor

tear this forum apart i want that gay agenda found

dimwit
Jan 30, 2011

There seems to be a misunderstanding
why are you guys sitting on your stormtrooper helmets?!
so that we don't get our balls blastered lol

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right



(Not mine)

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
haha i get it, star trak references crack me up :D

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

a new yope

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Sorry, I cant, I just got these sweet new power converters!

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Hop in my land speeder we'll drive on over to TV IV

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a laser sword is better than a laser gun because of laser bushido.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Do a barrel roll!

Also you hosed your brother.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Hey remember that Beavis and butthead where they go to the impotence clinic because they want "help" to score

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's a pretty funny episode

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
luke, eat the eggs

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I wish I was a spaceman
The fastest guy alive
I'd fly you 'round the universe
In Fireball XL5
Way out in space together
Conquerors of the sky
My heart would be a fireball, a fireball
Every time I gazed into your starry eyes

We'd take the path to Jupiter
And maybe very soon
We'd cruise along the Milky Way
And land upon the Moon
To a wonderland of star dust
We'd zoom our way to Mars
My heart would be a fireball, a fireball
Cause you'd be my Venus of the stars

But though I'm not a spaceman
Famous and renowned
I'm just a guy that's down to earth
With both feet on the ground
It's all imagination
I'll never reach the stars
My heart is still a fireball, a fireball
Every time I gaze into your starry eyes

We'd make our way to Mercury
And travel wide and far.
We'd take a trip to Paradise
And wish upon a star.
We'd steer a course for Heaven,
Love would be our guide.
My heart would be a Fireball, a Fireball
Cause you would be the angel by my side

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
If you ban me down I shall post more than you can ever imagine

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Darf posted:

If you ban me down I shall post more than you can ever imagine

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you dont believe in lowtax do you?

kid ive posted from one side of this forum to the other. ive seen a lot of strange stuff but ive never seen anything to make me believe theres one all-powerful user controlling everything. theres no mystical administrator that controls my destiny. its all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
oval office

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's all like "beam me up lowtax" lol

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Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Goons, and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

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