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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
And he also done a poo in the council offices one time...

http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/22/angry-dwarf-is-jailed-for-putting-a-sucker-dart-on-his-head-and-impersonating-a-dalek-5257942/
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/05/man-pooed-on-council-office-floor-in-protest-at-dwarf-discrimniation-4893244/

He's a loving legend.

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Stress of organisating Glastonbury has got to Michael Eavis then

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

quote:

He told the staff they were ‘useless fuckers’ before pulling down his pants and pooing twice. He was warned that he faces jail as a result of spreading poo and urine throughout the Wilson Centre.

post more dwarf news stories in this thread ITT

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
wanna pet that dwarf

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
this whole thing is so British it hurts

quote:

Judge Jeremy Richardson QC told him: ‘You conduct yourself in an uncivilised way, which you seem to relish.’

He added: ‘It is vital that you conduct yourself in a civilised fashion.

‘Individuals who suffer similar medical problems, tragedies or disabilities usually conduct themselves with decorum, in a seemly, civilised way.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Shirley Crabtree posted:

post more dwarf news stories in this thread ITT

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/09/dwarf-stripper-got-bride-to-be-pregnant-on-her-hen-night-4899418/

quote:

Man discovers wife’s hen night dwarf stripper affair after first child is born – with dwarfism

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Haha brilliant, I think metro is the go-to paper for midget news...

Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers - http://metro.co.uk/2009/07/02/wrestling-midgets-killed-by-fake-hookers-238549/

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
He seems like someone who's had a difficult life.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Now classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9VXNOODc_U

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI7bAWOhFvg

???

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

He seems like someone who's had a difficult life.

if i was him id be pretty pissed off at god that not only was i ugly and a dwarf, but im loving british on top of that? a step too far

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
this is actually not the first time a masked mexican midget wrestler has died from being poisoned by a prostitute. its a pretty common cause of death among midget luchadores.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


how wouldn't he just get kicked in the head immediately?

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

this guy has some long arms for being a dwarf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI6vAKH-5Lw

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