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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
http://www.jaguars.com/news/article...bc-bc910805a01e

quote:

Dvorak, 39, made his first game appearance inside the Jaxson de Ville costume during the Jaguars’ preseason opener against the San Francisco 49ers on August 18, 1996. His last came in a nationally-televised Thursday night game, the team’s regular season home finale last December 18 against the Tennessee Titans.

In between, Dvorak was inside the Jaxson de Ville suit for 37 preseason, 152 regular season and three postseason Jaguars games, including the 1999 AFC Championship. Jaxson has also developed an international following, performing several times in London, including the Jaguars’ two games there in 2013 and 2014.

Oh my god guys I was at his last performance and didn't know it. That loving BLOWS.

Let's take this time to share our favorite Jaxon DeVille memories. Or just have SBNation do it for us.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/23/8831087/the-life-and-times-of-jaxson-de-ville-the-jaguars-lewd-madcap-mascot-retire

quote:

ter 19 years, Jacksonville Jaguars mascot Jaxson De Ville is retiring. It's heartbreaking, but probably for the best. Jaxson was the star of the franchise for a long time, but he was also unhinged and deeply self-destructive, and with each passing season, the chances increased of one of his dangerous, stripped-to-the-fur stunts leading to his death or arrest in the name of Duval.

At my first football game ever, Jaxon DeVille shot me in the face with a MOE'S T-Shirt from a gatling gun. I was hooked from then on.



2015 is not looking like a good Jaguars season guys.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Jaxson actually asked me to draw something for him once, and he always shares my comics of him. Gonna miss that guy.



Mouse Cadet
Mar 19, 2009

All aboard the McEltrain
Next Stop: Atlanta
First Wheez, now this? Worst off season ever

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
WHY ALLAH WHY

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Also, in the SBNation article, they kinda make it like he only ziplined and bungee jumped once. Oh no. He did that EVERY GAME. Often with the stadium only a quarter full.

Oh, and here's the one where he beat up 'Tim Tebow'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Piw1dnU4fQ

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Jun 24, 2015

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
THE POSEUR HAS BEEN SLAIN. ALL HAIL T-RAC, YOUR NEW KING.

But no, this is actually pretty terrible. :smith:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Suspect Bucket posted:

[XXXX] is not looking like a good Jaguars season guys.

I wonder what kind of job he got with ~20 years of mascotting on his résumé?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
A pox on Kahn for not Corleone-ing him an offer.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

what if the Jags become really good after this, because Jaxson DeVille was soaking up all of their greatness

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

what if the Jags become really good after this, because Jaxson DeVille was soaking up all of their greatness

Is that a sacrifice that anyone is willing to make?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
This and Wheez dying have made this the worst offseason. Now the Jags are going to be completely bland and forgettable. :(

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

No Butt Stuff posted:

Is that a sacrifice that anyone is willing to make?

No. No it is not.

Ignore that I root for the Colts, but Jaxon is a national treasure.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

axeil posted:

This and Wheez dying have made this the worst offseason. Now the Jags are going to be completely bland and forgettable. :(

I just found out about both of these today. gently caress.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

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I loving lost it when I saw this. I couldnt sum it up better, though :sigh:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
The most Jacksonville of Jaguars is a national treasure.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I seriously can't believe how well he's hitting a golf ball while dressed up in that outfit :psyduck:

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
We're going to need someone crazy, who's used to being dressed silly, good at dancing, and willing to jump off of very tall things to replace him.

Fortunately, Jacksonville might have the most veterans per capita in any NFL town. So we gotta find someone who cross trained as a parachutist, EOD tech, and served with these guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay5TIWhgWKc

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jun 24, 2015

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

Suspect Bucket posted:

Also, in the SBNation article, they kinda make it like he only ziplined and bungee jumped once. Oh no. He did that EVERY GAME. Often with the stadium only a quarter full.

Oh, and here's the one where he beat up 'Tim Tebow'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Piw1dnU4fQ

This video has everything

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Suspect Bucket posted:

Also, in the SBNation article, they kinda make it like he only ziplined and bungee jumped once. Oh no. He did that EVERY GAME. Often with the stadium only a quarter full.

Oh, and here's the one where he beat up 'Tim Tebow'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Piw1dnU4fQ

That was one of the greatest things I have ever saw

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

May flights of angels carry thee to thy rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4SijuXpmcQ

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
im dead

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

This video has everything

This video reminded me that he was mostly just a mascot, and I've see this schtick 100 times before. :smith:

I guess the bungie jump was pretty rad still. :unsmith:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lol no you haven't shut up chili

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

quote:

Dvorak is joining our team as co-host of the daily magazine show First Coast Living (weekdays at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. on NBC 12) and as a entertainment and lifestyle reporter for Good Morning Jacksonville (weekdays from 4:30-7 a.m. on NBC 12 and 5-7 a.m. on ABC 25).

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/local/2015/07/16/former-jags-mascot-first-coast-news/30236577/

Okay, first off, Curtis is RIPPED AS HELL.

Second off, I am watching this every day.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Suspect Bucket posted:

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/story/news/local/2015/07/16/former-jags-mascot-first-coast-news/30236577/

Okay, first off, Curtis is RIPPED AS HELL.

Second off, I am watching this every day.

This is awesome. Good for Curtis, and great for Jacksonville.

quote:

"I'm not dead…I'm going to do something I've done for 19 years…..entertain Jacksonville….I just won't be covered in fur.", Dvorak says of his new role.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Good for him :unsmith:

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
They should bury a line in his contract that says he has to perform in the suit.

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