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ROI in terms of laughs? for me it's about 5 hours browsing/laugh. i don't know if that's normal, i just wanna fit in.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:24 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 09:36 |
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Intermittent laughs, mostly just trying to boost my post count so I can quit posting for a few years again
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:25 |
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i got hit by an SUV today while riding my bike to work, for some reason the dumbest things have been hilarious to me since then probably still in shock
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:25 |
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I'm laughing all the time because I am crazy/high
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:26 |
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Kuato posted:Intermittent laughs, mostly just trying to boost my post count so I can quit posting for a few
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:27 |
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I love my dead gay forum.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:47 |
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what's the conversion rate of usd to sensible chuckles
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:49 |
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reverieeee posted:what's the conversion rate of usd to sensible chuckles 69 to 1488
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 01:57 |
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I spent that I probably would have wasted on food booze, so.. meh.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:00 |
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ten bazillion percent
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:19 |
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it really depends how high i am
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:39 |
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pretty good til Ralp banned me for having a sig, now I gotta post twice as bad twice as often
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:44 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:pretty good til Ralp banned me for having a sig, now I gotta post twice as bad twice as often what's his loving deal anyway?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:57 |
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lite frisk posted:ROI in terms of laughs? In terms of actual ROI, I probably win. I write 8 articles a week, and I use SA for probably one a week. For good ideas, like when that one goon started a thread about his Father-in-law fixing his house against his will, I was inspired to research women's messageboards to find the worst Father-in-Law complaints. Multiply that by the last 5 years at a conservative estimate of $25/week, and I must've made over $5,000 for my $25 investment. I was actually thinking of a give-back thread, recently. Maybe where I order top posters pizza or something? I'd love ideas. Also I laugh about 10 times an hour browsing SA, so I'm high there, too. I'm just a sucker for this offensive brand of humor. I think it's amazing.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 02:57 |
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Between this forum and being gay, I'm kept at least a couple months ahead of my straight friends and coworkers in most trends in music, art, and culture. I get to seem way less boring than I really am for minimal effort. I'd probably get even more out of this forum if I gave a drat about sports, cars, or vidya games. Regarding laughs, it varies a lot by how high all of you are when you post.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:00 |
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lite frisk posted:ROI in terms of laughs? i laughed at a post once
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:20 |
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Maybe once/10 minutes. Gonna need you to tally up these results and have them on my desk by 9 AM tomorrow OP or YOU'RE FIRED.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:22 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i laughed at a post once Wait until you DO DRUGS WITH THE OP.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:23 |
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I get paid a ton of money to supervise some nerds who run a handful of fake accounts that post threads mentioning my clients' brands, so it's actually excellent.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:23 |
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Mange Mite posted:I get paid a ton of money to supervise some nerds who run a handful of fake accounts that post threads mentioning my clients' brands, so it's actually excellent. I fuckin KNEW it
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:24 |
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like even the ones insulting the product end up drawing traffic to the brands, its great if i have time i may even write something up for the anonymous confessions thread about the ridiculous amounts of money i make.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:26 |
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it's don draper meets 50 foot ant
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:28 |
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I just wanted to put it out there that all those burger king threads ive made were done out of my love and passion for their food lineup (by far one of the most innovative in the biz). i do not represent the interests of burger king corporation. i am not an employee or contractor of burger king corporation.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:30 |
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It may not be daily laughs, but the ones that do happen, are loving worth it.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:30 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:Wait until you DO DRUGS WITH THE OP. okay i am waiting should i have cash on me or are we cool, op?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:31 |
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the real money is in reddit and twitter bots, make no mistake. but sa should be flattered to know they're not just lumped into one big bucket marked "nerd forums that arent bodybulding"
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:32 |
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.00000056 Dragon Age 2s
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:34 |
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I've been incorporating "I'm gay" into my conversations at work.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 03:46 |
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$3.25 an hour from Revolution Messaging LLC
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 04:45 |
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poker subforum
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:16 |
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VendaGoat posted:It may not be daily laughs, but the ones that do happen, are loving worth it. i feel this way too, some of the laughs really are hard hitters but there are some things like the 56th photoshop of a dead girl that i don't really get why it's funny. idk is one of you offering an online course on internet comedy on coursera or samart or smth?
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:43 |
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lite frisk posted:i feel this way too, some of the laughs really are hard hitters but there are some things like the 56th photoshop of a dead girl that i don't really get why it's funny. idk is one of you offering an online course on internet comedy on coursera or samart or smth? you talking about the everest girl? I think the point they are making is its funny when you're so willfully ignorant of things that can kill you, actually kill you in the end.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:47 |
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i'm deadlining on this thread
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:06 |
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Professor of Cats posted:you talking about the everest girl? I think the point they are making is its funny when you're so willfully ignorant of things that can kill you, actually kill you in the end. i suspect he's actually talking about the pic of the girl raising her hand that was taken before she was murdered. nothing any goon has ever said about everest is funny, that thread is as shameful as doobie, the pizza boy who plays bubsy etc. the gallery of well-flogged shite.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:20 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:okay i am waiting should i have cash on me or are we cool, op? *fans nose, walks away*
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:21 |
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Radio. On. Internet.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:24 |
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ruddiger posted:Radio. On. Internet. one time i was really high and i tried to imagine what the all the combined posting of gbs would sound like if it were being simultaneously read aloud. i thought it would sound like "murmurmuurmurmurmyrmutCAWCAWmurmurmurmyrmurmurmur..." also yeah i meant the girl before being killed photo
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:36 |
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thathonkey posted:I just wanted to put it out there that all those burger king threads ive made were done out of my love and passion for their food lineup (by far one of the most innovative in the biz). i do not represent the interests of burger king corporation. i am not an employee or contractor of burger king corporation. Burger King has been cucked by Five Guys Burgers and Fries.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:39 |
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whats the EBITDA on a man spreading his anus
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