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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
"You know you look real gay when you wrap your lips around it like that" he says.

"Thanks Dad" I reply, otherwise occupied.

"The cigarette I mean not the dick" he says, looking down.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
For sale condoms never worn

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this thread is now about smooty chicken

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
things we know about smooty chicken so far:

1. dirty skillet
2. chicken
3. nancy

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

it's j. alfred you idiot

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
"UGH! GOD! You just DON'T GET ME!", she screamed, stomping her feet as she threw the keys into the hedges.

"But, but.. Princess..", Daddy bemoaned, trying not to roll his eyes- for she was watching.

"Yes, dear, it was all we could get in time," Mumsy blandly orated.

"I. WANTED. AN. ABARTH.", Cyntheson cried to the heavens- shattering not only the restrictive noise ordinances, but a few windows- "THIS. IS. JUST. A. FIAT!"

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
please imitate j alfred prufrock OP

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

proofrock


mixtape dropping soon

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

J A Puertorock

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

things we know about smooty chicken so far:

1. dirty skillet
2. chicken
3. nancy

you ever try asking nancy to take the skin off first and she just winks and makes that weird squelchy sound in the back of her throat?

haha gently caress taht broad

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
you could help Nancy out by cleaning the skillet yourself you lazy rear end in a top hat

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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Matey posted:

proofrock


mixtape dropping soon

J Freddy Proof-Roxx

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