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Dear Goon, I saw you in the student hall of our local community college. I sat quiet on my laptop playing Starcraft 2 while I spied you from across the room. You were garbed in a brilliantly colored trilby that complimented your eyes. You had a beautifully oiled pony tail coming from underneath it.Your beard was as shy as I am, and luckier, getting to nuzzle on your neck all day. You were wearing a wolf t-shirt and khaki shorts. I saw you playing Magic: The Gathering with two of your friends and it was pretty clear you were winning. I wanted to talk to you but couldn't get up the nerve to do it, so I hope you see this and I hope you remember me. I was the one you bumped into when you were leaving. When you dropped your mangas we both bent down to pick them up and our hands touched briefly. It was exhilarating. I long for your touch all through the hours of the day but have not seen you in the student hall in days now. Please respond goon. If you feel the way I do, I know you'll be scouring the internet for a post by me, as I did for you. Meet me in the back of the student hall at 5pm on Monday and maybe we can get to know each other better. Love, Your secret admirer
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u didn't miss when u connected w that shovel
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Jun 25, 2015 19:41
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Dear OP, I'm str8. Sorry, Frijolero
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Jun 25, 2015 19:41
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Good one if its original material. Voted 4
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Jun 25, 2015 19:41
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LOL
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Jun 25, 2015 19:44
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repeat?
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Jun 25, 2015 19:48
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Hey just saw you at the apartment building next to gamestop. Don't know if that was your boyfriend or not, but I think we kept catching each other as eye. If I'm wrong no big deal but if you see this and I'm right back to me maybe we can hang out  I was on the vespa. I was wearing my aviators until I caught your eye.
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Jun 25, 2015 19:54
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Your mom was sucking my dick but didn't make breakfast.
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Jun 25, 2015 19:55
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Dear goon that I destroyed the rear end & face of last night: i stole all your video games while you were sleeping
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Jun 25, 2015 19:56
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do u like me? check one -yes -no -myby so
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Jun 25, 2015 19:58
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Dear Goon, I first met you while looking for group for Hellfire Ramparts during the Burning Crusade expansion. You whispered me "we have room for 1 more ". You were a beautiful Draenei holy paladin, I was the dwarf hunter with the raptor pet. With every heal you gave me, my feelings grew and grew. We wiped once, but it wasn't your fault. I take complete responsibility. An upgrade dropped for me, but I passed so you could have it for your dps set. You kicked me from the party when the dungeon was over, but I know things were complicated. I understand. Since then I have occasionally glimpsed you in Shattrath City, afk on the Aldor Terrace. I did not have the courage to /w you. Then Wrath of the Lich King came out, and I never saw you again. Please goon, if you are reading this, contact me and I will give you a ventrilo server address where we can be alone.Really hoping you're a hot girl IRL, Anonymous
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Jun 25, 2015 19:58
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Dear goon, I'm gay Warm Regards, HENGRY BUNG
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Jun 25, 2015 20:07
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Goon friend, I ate all the pizza on your floor & downloaded your movies and made your cat a lil' mad... neway hit me up on gchat
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Jun 25, 2015 20:14
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couplea goons right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flv5nWZgII
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Jun 25, 2015 21:28
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Matey posted:couplea goons right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3flv5nWZgII Dear Matey we passed like ships in the night, but I fell in love with your A/V during the "Dog A/V" thread. Woof! :bigtran:
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Jun 25, 2015 21:38
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social vegan posted:u didn't miss when u connected w that shovel hahahahaha
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Jun 25, 2015 21:40
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Jun 25, 2015 21:41
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Anne whatley hit me up
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Jun 25, 2015 21:44
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If you're not doing anything tonight I have a bottle of Mt. Dew I've been saving, it's a good year, '98. Grab a bag of cheetos and come over
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Jun 25, 2015 21:50
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Captain Yossarian posted:Dear Matey we passed like ships in the night, but I fell in love with your A/V during the "Dog A/V" thread. Woof! :bigtran: uh oh boys, I think I might've found myself a love connection here.
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Jun 25, 2015 21:59
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catfished
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Jun 25, 2015 22:00
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You're all invited to our wedding, btw.
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Jun 25, 2015 22:00
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Looking for: Billy Shots You said you would call but you never did. I really enjoyed your sweet talking, like when you said "I have AIDS". So hot. Shoot me an email big sexy. -EJ
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Jun 25, 2015 22:05
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Darf posted:catfished Rude
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Jun 25, 2015 22:08
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Sup? Lookin' for a bro down for some mutual facefucking. Straight bros only as I am NOT GAY.
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Jun 25, 2015 22:10
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You showed me how to clear my browser history yesterday but left in a hurry, call me 
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Jun 25, 2015 22:29
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Darf posted:If you're not doing anything tonight I have a bottle of Mt. Dew I've been saving, it's a good year, '98. Grab a bag of cheetos and come over '98 was a good year. PM me.
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Jun 25, 2015 22:43
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My sexy cuckbaby, I saw you on the forums last night. I was lurking, but just reading your post felt like massaging the fat man titties of a bronzed Adonis. I felt like lowtax himself moved your thread from gbs to the goldmine of my heart. I know you say you're gay, but seeing is believing Pm me. ps: I know boys hate stairs, and I can tell just by reading your posts that you're clean, but please bring one. I like to use protection :bigtran:
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Jun 25, 2015 23:06
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I was picking pieces of Hot Pocket out of the folds of my #Bronylivesmatter t-shirt. You were bent over, showing me the depths of your soul via the ultimate prolapse (nice ring). I don't know if you saw me, but whatever I stared into stared back at me.
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Jun 25, 2015 23:24
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Nation posted:repeat? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3710062
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Jun 25, 2015 23:25
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Sorry I missed your lovely thread from March. Guess I should just close this one and necro bump yours!
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Jun 25, 2015 23:26
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Windows 98 posted:Sorry I missed your lovely thread from March. Guess I should just close this one and necro bump yours! No thanks.
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Jun 25, 2015 23:29
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I voted 5 in your thread. You emptyquoted me. Was it destiny?
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quote:Your beard was as shy as I am, and luckier, getting to nuzzle on your neck all day. this made me lol
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