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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I live in a southern state and my governor is saying "use your dick to make the baby only"

he's obviously in charge but i cant help but disagree, what are my rights here?

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sout
Apr 24, 2014

Sounds like he's the real dick here hth

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
tell him you don't know how, can he show you?

#stealthgay

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

you should either punch this dickhead or punch this dick in the head.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
poo poo on his wife and kids

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
My cock is an extension of my body

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
you can follow orders but only if you really want to

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
my dick is a killing word

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
How about a link buddy?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
my governor wants to change the constitution because his marriage is so fragile that gays putting rings on each others fingers threatens it

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

dad. so what

sout
Apr 24, 2014

op what's the word on peeing? am I still good to do that?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

sout posted:

op what's the word on peeing? am I still good to do that?

eww human being, that's loving gross!

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

my governor wants to change the constitution because his marriage is so fragile that gays putting rings on each others fingers threatens it

it's the other way around and it's not a ring

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

sout posted:

op what's the word on peeing? am I still good to do that?

i think this is still okay, but i'm awaiting permission from the capitol to make sure

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Proclaim yourself a sovereign citizen and be your own country so you can use your dick however you please.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sleep with his dad.

Buffer Overflow
Sep 3, 2006
Interweb Addict
Sic semper tyrannis

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
governor dick wrangler

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
write him a letter with step by step instructions on how to use his dick but then only have one step and it is a viagra taped to the paper because he is probably old and his dick does not work at all

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Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Michaellaneous posted:

you should either punch this dickhead or punch this dick in the head.

Kick his dick so hard it flies off an his dick hole whistles like a nerf football

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