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EnabledAssman posted:Without fail whenever I eat Olive Garden I will almost loving poo poo my pants before the night is over. Like I will have to clench my rear end cheeks together to keep in the torrents of poo poo about to blast out. No other restaurant makes me feel like my rear end in a top hat is about to burst and loving obliterate everything in front of my hole with a massive blast of poo poo. Dude you weren't kidding what the gently caress is happening to me right now sweet Jesus
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My fiancé is now stuck on the toilet unleashing god knows what into it... sounds like he's struggling in there...must've been the salad
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Fusilli Jerry posted:My fiancé is now stuck on the toilet unleashing god knows what into it... sounds like he's struggling in there...must've been the salad Are you in the bathroom with him? Or are his screams echoing into the restaurant? Or what?
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:Are you in the bathroom with him? Or are his screams echoing into the restaurant? Or what? Naw, we're back home... he's been in the bathroom for a while 
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Jun 28, 2015 02:47
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lmao the cherry coke is doing its thing which is cleansing a colon
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:What is it about goons that makes them have such pathetic digestive systems, EVerything under the sun causes them to have diarrhea. lmao for real. every ingredient under the sun makes poor widdle goony-woony's tum-tums all upsetsy-wetsy black beans in my burritos? PANTS SHITTTING TIME cheese on pizza? UGHHH DIARRHEA
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jackyl posted:lmao the cherry coke is doing its thing which is cleansing a colon
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Xaris posted:lmao for real. every ingredient under the sun makes poor widdle goony-woony's tum-tums all upsetsy-wetsy Every GBS food thread that I can remember has had at least one goon talking about how the food gave them diarrhea. At first I thought their complaints held merit but I'm starting to think they are just bitchbois
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Jun 28, 2015 02:57
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Meanwhile, in college I ate a pound of spoiled ground beef on a dare and didn't notice a thing AMA
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Jun 28, 2015 02:58
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Every GBS food thread that I can remember has had at least one goon talking about how the food gave them diarrhea. At first I thought their complaints held merit but I'm starting to think they are just bitchbois yea lol to be fair the only time i think a goon was right is taco bell will prolly give u bad shits
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Meanwhile, in college I ate a pound of spoiled ground beef on a dare and didn't notice a thing AMA Was it raw or cooked? And if it was cooked how was it cooked? And if it was raw how was it tartared?
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Jun 28, 2015 04:21
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Meanwhile, in college I ate a pound of spoiled ground beef on a dare and didn't notice a thing AMA did you get money from this dare or was it just an honor thing
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Jun 28, 2015 04:27
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I've never been to an Olive Garden but it sounds kinda lame IMO
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Jun 28, 2015 04:29
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I don't know why people willingly eat olive garden's breadsticks. if I want something like that at home, I'll go roll a tube of pillsbury's in a shitload of salt and bake it until it's still not done.
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Jun 28, 2015 04:31
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Shithouse Dave posted:I've never been to an Olive Garden but it sounds kinda lame IMO It was
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Jun 28, 2015 07:30
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Shithouse Dave posted:I've never been to an Olive Garden but it sounds kinda lame IMO
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Jun 28, 2015 07:31
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there is an uncomfortable amount of hate for cherry coke in this thread stop it
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Jun 28, 2015 07:43
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All this talk of Olive Garden and diarrhea and colon cleansing is really triggering me right now
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Jun 28, 2015 19:34
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Lobotomy Bob posted:there is an uncomfortable amount of hate for cherry coke in this thread every now and again, i like a cherry coke especially from the coke freestyle machine
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Jun 28, 2015 19:39
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:What is it about goons that makes them have such pathetic digestive systems, EVerything under the sun causes them to have diarrhea. Anything beyond saltines or boiled carrots causes goons to have explosive diarrhea. "I ate 2 fries at McD's and I prolapsed my anus from making GBS threads 10 minutes later."
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Jun 28, 2015 19:41
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i'll have the pasta fagioli or whatever that's called *tries ordering in exaggerated italian accent*
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Jun 28, 2015 19:44
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Are you gay or a girl? If you're gay, shame on you (for eating at Olive Garden)! You're supposed to have good taste and fitness. Disgraceful!
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Jun 28, 2015 20:29
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RaceyBucket posted:Was it raw or cooked? And if it was cooked how was it cooked? And if it was raw how was it tartared? I pan fried it, possible w diced onions. It tasted like spoiled ground beef smells, I must have used half a bottle of French's mustard to get it down. Omelette du Fromage posted:did you get money from this dare or was it just an honor thing we pulled it out of the fridge and both gagged when we smelled it.... I said to my roommate: "dare me to eat it?" and my roommate said "you're loving on" and the rest is history.
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Jun 28, 2015 20:33
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It sounds dumb now that I'm years removed from the situation but as I like to say, there's a time and place for everything--and that's college 
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Are you still at Olive Garden?
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