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I'm half sicillian on my moms side so my dad always liked to quote the friend of the family gene scene from true romance at me.
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mind the walrus posted:Joke is on him in the end, about half a year after that he said some further insulting poo poo and I decided to cut contact with him completely with no explanation. He actually came to my work and nearly broke down crying when I refused to talk to him. gently caress you Dad. Ain't right dude.
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Jul 1, 2015 06:38
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He kinda thought I was gay for awhile until I brought a girl home. That hurt 
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Jul 1, 2015 06:50
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Got beat up at a cub scout meeting my dad was the leader and watched the whole thing. Later that night he told me he didn't stop the other boy because he didn't want to get sued. BURN!
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Jul 1, 2015 06:54
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Dad: *hits thumb with hammer accidentally* drat, that hurts. Me: Pfft, you're a wimp. If that happened to me I'd have just laughed. Dad: Yeah, if that had happened to you I'd have laughed too.
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Jul 1, 2015 08:20
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Dad: *hits thumb with hammer accidentally* drat, that hurts. Local Father Arrested in Son's Murder-by-Hammer Case, Town Rests Easy
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Jul 1, 2015 11:41
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we were playing raquetball and i scored a point on the low wall and he said "you little bitch" and immediately regretted it and i lolled
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Jul 1, 2015 11:47
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dad: "son, you're sixteen now, here's a twenty, go pop your cherry" me: "dad, I already did that" dad: "no you didn't, I found the tape, go get a professional this time"
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